Which book are we looking for?
我們要找哪本書?
Origin of Species.
《物種起源》。
Here it is. There's a black light.
找到了。里面有個黑光燈。
Oh, hang on.
等一下。好了。
Oh, okay. Uh, Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man's father is my father's son.
我沒有兄弟姐妹,但這個人的父親是我父親的兒子。
Who am I looking at?" Yeah, yeah, we get it, you want brains. Calm down.
請問這個人是誰?好了,我們知道你想吃大腦。別鬧。
Well, if I don't have a brother, my father's son is me. And if I'm this man's father, then he's my son. The answer's "son."
如果我沒有兄弟,那我父親的兒子就是我自己了。如果我是這個人的父親,那他就是我兒子。答案是兒子。
Ooh! There's a picture of the sun over there.
那里有一張?zhí)柕恼掌?同音)。
I bet the key's behind it.
鑰匙一定在后面。
Could be somewhere else!
也可能不在后面哦!
Oh, got the key!
找到鑰匙了!
So, that's the key to the door? That's it?
所以這就是開門的鑰匙了嗎?就這樣完了嗎?
We spent $200 on six minutes of fun?
我們花了200大洋,就玩了6分鐘而已?
It's like when you bought that remote-controlled helicopter, and it just...flew away.
感覺就像是你買的那臺遙控直升機(jī),結(jié)果就...飛走了。
Sorry, guys. Really thought the puzzles would be better.
對不起了,各位。我本以為謎題會更難一點呢。

Well, to be fair, we do all have advanced degrees.
說句公道話,我們都是有高等學(xué)歷的人。
Remember that before you post on Yelp!
網(wǎng)上點評的時候別忘了說這句哦!
If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone?
如果你將在今晚死去,沒有任何再與他人交流的機(jī)會,你最后悔沒有把什么事情跟別人說?
So, it would be today? Well, I suppose there's something satisfying about dying on my birthday.
那就是今天?在生日這天死亡也還算是某種滿足吧。
Today's your birthday?
今天是你生日嗎?
Yes.
是的。
Well, that's always been a secret! Not even Amy knows!
你一直都當(dāng)秘密沒說!連艾米都不知道!
Well, I don't enjoy presents.
因為我不喜歡收禮物。
And the thought of people jumping out and yelling "Surprise!" fills me with more dread than the words "George Lucas Director's Cut."
以及想到一大堆人蹦出來大喊"驚喜!"比"喬治·盧卡斯導(dǎo)演剪輯版"更讓我心懷恐懼。
So, why did you finally tell me?
那你為什么又對我說了?
The point of the experiment is to be completely honest with each other.
這個實驗的重點就是對彼此絕對坦誠。
Well, thank you for sharing it with me. I won't tell anyone.
謝謝你愿意告訴我。我不會說出去的。
Thank you.
謝謝。
That is so funny. I never would have pegged you for a Pisces.
太好玩了。我從來沒想過你居然是雙魚座。
You're making it difficult to love you right now.
你在增加我愛上你的難度。