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I just read about an experiment designed to see if you could make two people fall in love in a matter of hours.
我剛在書上看到一個(gè)實(shí)驗(yàn)，為測(cè)試是否能讓兩個(gè)人在幾小時(shí)內(nèi)愛(ài)上彼此而設(shè)。
That doesn't sound right. My research has shown that it takes three to five years of shameless begging.
聽(tīng)起來(lái)不太對(duì)啊。我的研究結(jié)果顯示，這需要3到5年的厚臉皮苦求。
Honey, neither of us comes off good in that story.
親愛(ài)的，這事說(shuō)出來(lái)咱倆都不光彩。
Yeah, I-I...I saw that article you're talking about. Uh, the participants ask each other a series of questions designed to promote intimacy.
我...我有看到你說(shuō)的那篇文章。參與者互問(wèn)對(duì)方一系列能增加親密度的問(wèn)題。
And then they finish it off by staring into each other's eyes for four minutes.
在最后結(jié)束前，還要凝視彼此雙眼四分鐘。
Oh, that's nonsense. I proclaimed my love for you. And the last time I looked into your eyes was when you thought you had conjunctivitis.
這真是胡說(shuō)八道。我敢說(shuō)我愛(ài)你。可上一次我看著你的雙眼是因?yàn)槟阌X(jué)得自己得了結(jié)膜炎。
Other than the fact that I had it, that was a magical night.
雖然我的確是得了結(jié)膜炎，但那也真是個(gè)浪漫之夜啊。
Raj, would you ever try an experiment like that with Emily?
拉杰，你會(huì)跟艾米麗做這樣的實(shí)驗(yàn)嗎？
What? I don't need science to win her heart. I have my family's wealth for that.
我才不需要靠科學(xué)來(lái)贏得她芳心。有我家的錢就夠了。
I'm telling you, you can't create love in a few hours. Right?
相信我，幾個(gè)小時(shí)是無(wú)法造就愛(ài)的吧。對(duì)吧？
Oh, careful. You're poking at the whole foundation of The Bachelor.
話別說(shuō)太滿。你這是在質(zhì)疑整個(gè)《非誠(chéng)勿擾》節(jié)目核心。
Yeah, but we don't have to debate this. We're scientists. We can conduct our own research.
我們不需要在這上面辯論啊。我們是科學(xué)家，我們能自己做實(shí)驗(yàn)。
Yeah, I propose that we imprison two street people. And...- No.
我提議我們囚禁兩個(gè)流浪漢，然后...-不行。
You didn't even let me finish.
你都還沒(méi)讓我說(shuō)完呢。
Forget it!
別鬧了！
So, you can experiment on all the apes you want.
所以你愛(ài)怎么實(shí)驗(yàn)猩猩就怎么實(shí)驗(yàn)。
But I want to manipulate the emotions of two captive human beings, suddenly I'm the monster.
但如果是我想操控兩個(gè)被囚禁人類的情緒，我就瞬間成了大魔王是嗎。
Why don't you just do the test?
為什么你不自己做這測(cè)試呢？
In the interest of science, I'd be willing to.
為了科學(xué)，我很樂(lè)意。
What? You're okay with an experiment where you have to answer awkward questions about your innermost feelings?
什么？你會(huì)愿意接受一場(chǎng)你得回答最深層內(nèi)心想法的尷尬問(wèn)題的實(shí)驗(yàn)嗎？
Yes.
是啊。
Please, can I do it with him? Please? !
拜托拜托，讓我跟他做這實(shí)驗(yàn)行嗎？
I've been listening to Sheldon's feelings on things for ten years. Tag, you're it.
我聽(tīng)了謝爾頓對(duì)人事物的感受足足十年了。換人，你上場(chǎng)吧。
Yeah, but what if the experiment works?
萬(wàn)一實(shí)驗(yàn)成功了怎么辦？
I'm not gonna fall in love with Sheldon.
我不會(huì)愛(ài)上謝爾頓。
That's what I said. Before I knew it, he pontificated his way right into my heart.
我當(dāng)年也這么說(shuō)。結(jié)果他以迅雷不及掩耳之勢(shì)霸道地侵占了我的心。
Uh, fun fact: "pontificate" comes from the Latin word "pontifex," which means "bridge builder" or "pope."
趣味知識(shí)："霸道"是來(lái)自拉丁文里的"教皇"，有著"造橋人"或"教皇"的意思。
In love yet?
愛(ài)上了嗎？
