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Hey guys, guess what? What?
伙計們，你們猜怎么了？-怎么了？
I know it's last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
我知道時間緊迫，但我們決定要辦萬圣節派對。
Oh good!
太棒了！
And everybody has to wear costumes.
所有人都得變裝。
Come on, it'll be fun.
少來了，一定會很好玩的。
Well, I’ll-I’ll be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so…
我會去的。反正那天上課時我也要變裝。
Please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
你不會打扮成恐龍吧。
Not two years in a row.
我怎么會連續兩年的扮相一樣。
I'll come to the party, but I'm not dressing up.
我會去的，但我不會變裝。
You have to.
你得變裝才行。
No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…
不行，萬圣節太愚蠢了。變裝，假裝自己是另一個人。
You're an actor.
你可是個演員。
Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
羅斯，你會帶蒙娜來嗎？
Yeah. Yeah, I think I will.
我想會的。
The hot girl from their wedding? Yeah.
你在婚禮上認識的那個漂亮女孩？-對。
Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh—Ooh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre—No-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.
我給她出幾個變裝的點子。她可以扮成比基尼模特或風騷護士，或性感啦啦隊長。或是《德州電鋸殺人狂》里的皮臉。不，還是風騷的皮臉好了。
Now, wasn't Joey hitting on her at the wedding too?
喬伊不是也在婚禮上跟她眉來眼去的嗎？
That's right, he was hitting on her. And I got her. I guess the better man won.
沒錯，他確實對她有意思。而我把到了她。我猜最優質的男人才能贏。
Please don't take her from me.
拜托，別把她搶走。
Ursula! Wait! Err-err, it’s me! Phoebe!
厄休拉！等一下，是我，菲比。
Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye.
我還以為那里有面鏡子。好吧，再見。
Wait a second! So, what's new with you?
等一下。你最近有什么情況？
Nothing. I mean I'm getting married next week.
沒什么，下星期我就要結婚了。
What?
什么？
Yeah! Yeah, it’s gonna be a small ceremony. Just family. His.
婚禮很簡單，我們只邀請家人觀禮。他的家人。
Huh. Okay. Well, I’m really happy for you.
好吧。我為你感到高興。
Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess that’d be okay.
等一下，如果你也想來的話，我猜應該沒關系。
Really?
真的嗎？
Sure. Why not? You could be my sister for the day.
當然。你可以當我"那一天"的妹妹。
Yeah. Okay. Umm, y’ know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying.
好吧。我朋友今晚要在我以前的公寓辦萬圣節派對，你可以來參加。或許我可以見見你未婚夫。
Huh. Well, I’m supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. I’m supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
我今晚要去餐館上班。我現在就應該在上班，管他呢！
By the way, it's a costume party.
那是個化裝派對。
Oh! Okay, so that's why you're...
所以你才會穿成這樣……
No. But thanks.
不是。不過還是謝謝。
Hi! Wait! You're supposed to wear a costume.
嗨。-你應該變裝的。
I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it.
我有啊。我扮成了花大錢買心愛洋裝的女人，因為很快她就穿不下了。
I'm Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it. Okay.
我是貓女。如果你穿不下，可以把它借給我。-好啊。
Trick or treat!
不給糖就搗蛋！
Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. You know, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
我可以分糖果給他們嗎？我想跟孩子們打成一片。自從懷孕之后，我的母性本能就異常強烈。
Trick or treat! Just a minute!
不給糖就搗蛋！-急什么！
Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. Thank you.
瞧你們啊！你是個可怕的巫婆。-謝謝。
And you are a very funny clown.Thank you.
你是個好笑的小丑。-謝謝。
And you are so in style right now.
你非常符合現在的流行趨勢。
You know, I work at Ralph Lauren. And the whole fall line has got this equestrian theme going on.
你知道的，我在拉夫羅蘭的公司工作。今年秋天流行馬術主題。
I don't suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but...Could I just have the candy?
你應該沒看過英國時尚雜志的封面，但是…… -能給我糖果了嗎？
Yeah. Sure.
好。沒問題。
Oh Catwoman. So we meet again.
貓女，我們又見面了。
So we do, Supergirl.
沒錯，女超人。
No, it’s me. Phoebe!
不，我是菲比。
Monica, can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume...
莫妮卡，我能跟你談一談嗎？謝謝你幫我找來這套衣服……
Oh, you did this to him?
這是你幫他找的嗎？
What? I thought he'd love it. His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
怎么了？我覺得他一定會喜歡。他最喜歡的兒童讀物就是《絨毛兔》。
The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white!
絨毛兔是棕白相間的！
Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
只有粉紅色的兔子裝，不然就沒得穿了。
No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all!
我本來就不想穿兔子裝！沒有正好啊！
You didn't dress up either?
你也沒有變裝？
Yes, I did. I'm Chandler.
不，我有，我扮成了錢德勒。
Dude, what happened?
兄弟，你這是怎么了？
How is that me? Okay. I'm Chandler.
我怎么會是那個樣子？-看著。我是錢德勒。
That is so you!
那真的很像你！
When have I ever done that?
我什么時候是那副德行了？
When have I ever done that?
我什么時候是那副德行了？
Trick or treat.
不給糖就搗蛋。
Oh! Well you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen. Thank you.
你是我見過最漂亮的芭蕾舞娘。-謝謝。
Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy. Thank you.
我該再給你一顆糖果。-謝謝。
I have to say, that earns "two-two" pieces of candy. I love you!
就沖這個我也該再給你一些糖果。-我愛你
Ohh… Oh, honey here. Take it all.
甜心，統統拿去吧。
Monica? We need more candy.
莫妮卡，糖果沒了。
What? There's only been four kids.
什么？剛剛只來了四個孩子。
Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.
我知道。但有個孩子說她愛我，于是我全部都給她了。
No wonder your pregnant.
難怪你會懷孕。
Hey! Hey.
嗨。-嗨。
What are you supposed to be?
你這次扮成什么了？
Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?
還記得俄羅斯衛星，史波尼克號嗎？
Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud" and these are my antenna.
我扮成了馬鈴薯，或是"史波多"。這是我的天線。
So Sputnik becomes...? Spud-nik! Spud-nik!
所以史波尼克變成了……史波多尼克！
Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore.
原來我不是變裝最失敗的人。
Hey all right, Ross came as doody.
好吧，羅斯扮成了一坨屎。
No, I-I’m not doody.
不，我不是屎。
No, space-doodie.
對，你是"屎"波尼克。
Aren't you gonna give me a kiss?
親愛的。你不打算吻我嗎？
Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are.
好吧。但我吻了你之后，你得告訴我你是誰。
Ursula? Ursula's fiance?
厄休拉。-厄休拉的未婚夫？
Oh, my god. You're the sister. Yeah.
天啊你是她的妹妹！-對。
Okay, I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass. Yeah.
我剛剛打了我未來小姨子的屁股。-是啊。
I'm an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
我真蠢。你媽媽在這里嗎？我可以打她的屁股。
My mother killed herself. See, and I knew that and...
我媽自殺死掉了。-看吧，我就知道。
Now I'm sweating. Look at me, I'm really sweating. Now I'm saying, "Look at me," I'm getting even sweatier. I think I probably should go.
我滿身大汗。瞧啊，我在流汗。跟你說話的功夫，汗還在不斷往外冒。我還是走吧。
No-no! That’s okay, we’ll just start over. Okay? Hi! I’m Phoebe.
沒事，我們從頭來過。嗨，我是菲比。
Eric.
我是艾力克。
Why are you looking at me like that?
你為什么要那樣子看我？
'Cause the sweat's getting in my eyes and its burning.
因為汗滴到我眼睛里了，疼得慌。
So, what are you?
你這是什么？
I don't think they have a name for it. I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy.
應該還沒有正規的命名。我一緊張就會滿身大汗。
No, I-I meant your costume.
不，我是指你的服裝。
Oh umm, I’m the solar system. Yeah, my students helped me make it—I teach the second grade.
我扮成了太陽系。是我的學生們幫我做的，我教二年級。
I love the second grade. Really?
我可喜歡二年級了。-真的嗎？
Yeah! It’s so much better than first grade when you don’t know what’s going on and definitely better than third grade. You know, with all the politics and the mind games.
比一年級好多了，一年級什么也不懂。也比三年級好。三年級的爾虞我詐，勾心斗角。
So, what do you do? I'm a masseuse, by day.
所以，你是做哪一行的？-我白天做按摩師。
You know you don't have to stand here with me, believe me… No I'm having fun.
你不必陪我，相信我。-不，我覺得很開心。
I’m really—And I’m really-really excited for you and Ursula.
我為你跟厄休拉感到高興。
I feel very lucky. She's great. I think she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
我覺得自己很幸運，她太棒了。她是我見過最漂亮的女人。
Thank you.
謝謝你。
Hey, Joey? Yeah?
喬伊？-什么事？
You read comic books, right? Exclusively.
你看漫畫書吧？-我是專家。
Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?
如果貓女跟女超人打架，誰會贏呢？
Catwoman, hands down. Yeah.
當然是貓女。-是吧。
But between you and Phoebe? I'd have to give the edge to Phoebe.
但你跟菲比，我賭菲比會贏。
What? Really?
什么？真的嗎？
Are you kidding? Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got this crazy temper. She—She’s not standing right behind me is she?
你開什么玩笑？菲比在街上混過，好嗎？而且她生起氣來跟瘋婆子一樣。她沒有站在我后面吧？
No, you're fine. All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
不，你很安全。那么，我能打倒瑞秋嗎？
I'm not sure.
我不確定。
What? Come on, I am tough! Punch me right here, as hard as you can!
什么？少來了，我很強悍的！用拳打我這里，用全力！
Will you relax? ! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesn't matter.
別激動，你為什么這么當真呢？那不重要。
Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, y’ know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
真的嗎？如果我說羅斯或錢德勒能打倒你呢？
I would say, "Woman, please."
我會說"姑娘，別鬧了"。
Ursula's fiance is really sweet. He's a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. You know normally, you know, I don't like sweaty guys. But this one I could just mop him up.
厄休拉的未婚夫人真的很好。他是老師，他會做義工。通常我不喜歡愛流汗的男人。但我愿意幫他擦汗。
Oh, my God, Phoebe! What?
天啊，菲比！-怎么了？
You're getting a crush on your sister's fiance.
你在暗戀你姐姐的未婚夫。
No, I'm not, you are!
不，我才沒有，是你！
Here comes the temper.
她的脾氣上來了。
Trick or treat.
不給糖就搗蛋。
Hi! Y’ know what honey, we’re actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but I’m out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
知道嗎，親愛的，我們沒有糖果了。但已經有人去買了。我改給孩子們錢，但我的錢也都給光了。我可以開張支票給你嗎？
Okay.
好吧。
Okay. What's your name?
好吧，你叫什么名字？
Lelani Mayolanofavich.
李蘭妮·馬尤拉諾法維奇。
Okay, I'm just gonna write this out to "cash."
好吧，我直接寫上"現金支票"。
Hi! Hi, Mona.
嗨。-嗨，蒙娜。
Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd be a slutty nurse.
喬伊一定會很興奮。他就希望你扮成風騷護士。
Actually, I'm just a nurse.
事實上我只是普通護士。
You'd think that would embarrass me, but you see, I'm maxed out.
你以為我聽了這話會覺得丟臉，但我已經丟夠臉了。
You made it. Wait-wait! You’re umm, you’re a potato…
你來了。-等一下。你是馬鈴薯？
Well, I'm a spud...
我是史波多……
And the antennae…Oh my God you’re Spudnik! Yes!
還有天線……天啊你是史波多尼克！-答對了！
