評論
打印
Chandler: Hello? Hello?
你好？你好？
Monica: I love my new job!
我愛死我的新工作了！
Chandler: Honey, you're screaming.
親愛的，你在吼叫。
Monica: You bet your ass I am! I just had the best first day, ever! The kitchen, twice as big as Allessandro's.
你說的沒錯，我就是！這工作是有史以來最棒的！那個廚房，比之前的餐廳大兩倍……
Chandler: Oh, that's great.
喔，太棒了。
Monica: Yeah, a-a-and clean. Not just health department clean...Monica clean.
說到干凈，不只是符合衛生局標準……是莫妮卡式的干凈。
Chandler: Awesome.
酷斃了。
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice.
喔，還有同事都很好。
Monica: There's this one guy, Jeffrey, he's the maitre d', Chandler, you will love him.
有一個男的叫杰佛瑞，他是餐廳領班錢德，你會很喜歡他的！
Monica: He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met.
毫無疑問他是我遇過最風趣的男人了！
Mike: This is nice.
這真棒。
Phoebe: I know!
我知道。
Mike: You need both hands for that?
你需要兩只手才打得開？
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. Well, how's this?
是啊，應該是要。嗯，那這樣呢？
Mike: Are you sure that's sweet enough?
你確定那樣夠甜嗎？
Joey: Aah, look at you two...holding hands...huh is this getting serious?
瞧瞧你們……兩個手握著手……是不是開始認真了呢？
Joey: Have you not talked about it yet? Am I making you uncomfortable? If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh? Aaahh
你們有沒有談過了呢？我是不是讓你們很不舒服呢？如果你再高壯一點你就會扁我了…… 對不對？
Phoebe: I'm sorry...I'm sorry. It's obviously way too early for us to be...having that conversation.
不好意思。很明顯地現在就討論那種事……對我們而言是太早了。
Mike: Is it?
會嗎？
Phoebe: Maybe not, is it?
或許不會，會嗎？
Mike: Ok, when I got divorced, I-I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time...
當我離婚后……有一段很長的時間我不認為會對任何人有這種感覺……
Mike:Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you...and...this may be crazy soon, but...I want you to have this...
而且，我也不認為會遇到像你這樣的人……這或許太瘋狂快速了，但我希望給你這個……
Mike:No, not...that's gum.
不，不是……那是口香糖。
Mike:Ooh, five bucks...I love it when that happens, you know...Think no note's there...
喔，五塊錢！我超喜歡這種事發生的，你知道嗎？你不知道那里有……
Phoebe: I know. Mike, why don't you keep digging?
我知道，繼續挖。
Mike: Oh, sorry.
抱歉。
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
是一只鑰匙。老實說，我想我寧可要那五塊錢。
Mike: It's to my apartment.
我公寓的鑰匙。
Phoebe: Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.
哇！菲比跟麥克兩人關系的一大步。
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
我不希望你覺得這樣，你也要給我你的鑰匙……
Phoebe: Oh no, I want to.
不，我要。
Mike: Oh, thank God.
感謝上帝。
Phoebe: Yeah...ooh...wow...Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to...do this with. Here you go.
哇，我本來還在想我應該不會遇到一個人……讓我想要這樣做的。拿去吧！
Mike: This is cool, huh?
這太酷了。
Phoebe: Really is.
真的是很酷。
Joey: Oh, I know it...It is amazing these little things open doors...huh!
我知道，太驚人了，這些小東西可以把門打開！
Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
我四星期之后才需要回去上班，但是我們希望我們的保姆可以馬上上班，那艾瑪才有時間熟悉她。
Nanny Candidate: I think that's really smart.
我想這樣做是很聰明的。
Nanny Candidate:The easier we can make the transition for her, the better.
我們換手過程越流暢，對她越好。
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
太棒了，很好。那你有沒有其他的問題想問我們呢？
Nanny Candidate: Not really.
沒有。
Rachel: All right. Well thank you so much for coming...
好了，那謝謝你跑這么一趟……
Ross: Thank you.
謝謝。
Rachel: Really nice to meet you...and we'll call you.
很高興認識你……我們會打電話給你。
Nanny Candidate: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. Do you guys do random drug testing?
喔，等一下。我是有一個問題。你們會不定期對人做毒品測試嗎？
Ross: Boy, we uhm...hadn't really thought of that.
天啊，我們還真的沒想過這個。
Nanny Candidate: That's cool. But...but if you do, I'm gonna need three days notice.
沒關系，但是如果你們要求要做，我需要你們提前三天告訴我。
Rachel: Okidoki! Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
好的，沒問題！我們永遠都找不到保姆了。
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews.
別這樣，瑞秋，我保證我們會找到的。我們還有其他的面試情況。
Ross:And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm...the first one we met with.
不可能更糟，我們總是可以重新考慮第一個人選。
Rachel: What, the blonde with no bra?
什么？那個沒穿胸罩的金發女郎嗎？
Ross: She was blonde?
她的頭發是金色的嗎？
Ross:Just a sec! Ok, ok. This one's name is Sandy.
等一下！好的，這個叫做珊帝。
Ross:Uh, she's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm...she worked for her last family for three years.
她有幼兒教育學位，她在上個工作的家庭做了三年。
Rachel: Ok...
好……
Sandy: Hi...I'm Sandy.
嗨，我是珊帝。
Ross: And she's a little mannish...
而且她看起來有點男性化……
Phoebe: Oh my God! David!
喔，我的天！大衛！
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
現在會打擾你嗎？
Phoebe: No! It's a great time, come in!
不，現在很好！進來吧！
Phoebe:WOW, hi...Oh my gosh! What're you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
哇！嗨！喔，天啊！你在這里做什么呢？你從明斯克回來嗎？
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm...I'm-I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm...accomplished uhm...nothing.
只回來幾天，我是回來跟提供基金的人解釋……為什么我們花光了所有他們給的錢……什么都沒有做出是件正常的事。
Phoebe: Who cares, it got you here.
誰在乎呢？反正你回來了。
David: Well, it-it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and-and the guy said where to? and I just...gave him your address, I...I...I didn't even think about it.
我回到紐約，然后在機場叫了部計程車，司機問我要去哪？我想都沒想就給了他你的地址。
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage?
你的行李呢？
David: Damn it!
該死！
Phoebe: A-All right, well...I'll-I'll call the cab company.
好了，我來打電話給計程車公司。
David: Wa...wa...wait! We can...call them later. Can you just...just stand there f-f-for a moment?
我們可以等一下再打。你可以先站在那邊一下子嗎？
David: Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm...it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul...ui! Roughly translated that means uhm...Th-this thing that I'm looking at: wow!
天啊！有一句俄羅斯老諺語是這樣的：Schto ya ztez vigul... ui！大略的翻譯就是：美艷不可方物！”
Phoebe: Thank you! God, no! You should see me when...Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.
謝謝你！你應該看看當我…… 事實上，不用，我看起來挺不錯的。
David: Are...are you kidding?
你在開玩笑嗎？
David:You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and then you start thinking well, come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but...well, you are.
你知道的，當很久沒有見到一個人，你會在腦海中建立起這個人的影像 然后開始想：“少來了，別發神經了，沒有人是那樣美的，”但是，嗯，你真的就是那樣美。
David:Well, so, uhm...well, are you seeing...anyone?
那么，你現在有在跟誰交往嗎？
Phoebe: No...
沒有……
Phoebe: I'm...I'm just...I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
我是最糟糕的人！我怎么可以不告訴大衛我跟麥克在一起呢？
Monica: Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
或許他沒有給你機會說。
Phoebe: He said: Are you seeing someone? And I said no...
他問我有沒有跟誰交往，而我說沒有……
Monica: Oh, well...That'd been your window.
喔，那本來是你可以澄清的機會的。
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just, I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
我真的不知道，我看著他的雙眼……然后只能想：我的天！是大衛，大衛在這里。他真是令人無法抗拒。
Monica: Really? Th-the scientist guy?
真的嗎？那個科學家？
Phoebe: Really? Chandler?
真的嗎？錢德？
Monica: Continue...
繼續說……
Phoebe: Oh. Ok, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.
然后越來越糟糕……因為我答應他明晚跟他見面。
Monica: Phoebe!
菲比！
Phoebe: I know! Evil! And...and...and...I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!
我知道！邪惡的女人！我真的好喜歡麥克，你知道嗎？發展得真的很順利。我的天！
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
大衛出現在你跟麥克交換鑰匙的同一天……這真是很諷刺。
Phoebe: Uhuh...Yeah! You know. And given my life long search for irony, you could imagine how happy I am.
是啊，而且你知道我一輩子都在找尋諷刺的事……你可以想像的到我有多開心！
Monica: What're you gonna do?
你要怎么辦呢？
Phoebe: I-I mean I guess, I just have to...tell David that nothing can happen between us.
我想我只能……告訴大衛我們之間是不可能的。
Phoebe:Unless I don't...You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
除非我不用告訴他……你知道的，復雜的道德情況……是沒有錯或對。
Monica: You have to tell David!
你必須要告訴大衛。
Phoebe: Ok, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.
我就知道我應該去問喬伊才對。
Chandler: Funniest guy she's ever met! I'm funny, right...? What'd you know, you're a door...You just like knock-knock jokes...Save it for inside!
她遇過最風趣的男人……我很風趣，不是嗎？你知道個什么？你只是一道門……你就像是“敲敲門”笑話……等到里面再發揮。
Monica: Heeeeeey! Chandler: Hey! Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！嘿！嘿！
Chandler: So...Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state.
奧克拉荷馬真是瘋狂。他們把那里稱為早到者之州。
Chandler:Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state.
事實上，我還真希望可以早點離開到其它的州！
Chandler:And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle?
而且奧克拉荷馬為什么有個平底鍋柄呢？
Chandler:Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming.
其它的州可以有像那樣的東西嗎？嘿，我是從懷俄明州的腰部來的。
Chandler:But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
但是當我七歲的時候，我們就搬到胯下部了。
Monica: Was your cabin pressurised?
你的機艙是不是壓力太大？
Chandler: And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
而且不要讓我開始告訴你們土爾沙人說話的方式。
Phoebe: Ok.
好的。
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just...two words just...pushed together...
“你全”到底是個什么字呢？只不過是“你們”跟“全部”加在一起……
Chandler:Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there?
我們可以那樣做嗎？因為如果可以，還有很多字可以這樣玩。
Chandler:You know, your-your new poodle could be your noodle.
你的“新獅子狗” 可以變成你的“新獅”。
Chandler:And fried chicken? Could be frickin.
“油炸雞塊”可以變成“炸塊”服務生？
Chandler:Waiter, waiter, 'scuse me, I'll have the frickin? See, that's...that's funny with the frickin, right?
服務生，不好意思 我想要點“炸塊”！瞧，“炸塊”，很好笑吧？
Monica: No, it's reminded me of something this guy did today at work.
不，只是讓我想起今天工作時有個人講的笑話。
Monica:I-I told you about that funny guy, Jeffrey, right?
我有跟你提過一個風趣的人叫做杰佛瑞，對嗎？
Chandler: Yeah, he came up...
是啊，你提過……
Monica: Ok. Well, he did this bit...You probably had to be there, but it was uh, Laizah Minelli locked in our freezer, eating a raw chicken.
嗯，他做了一件事……你應該要在現場才感受的到……莉莎明妮莉被鎖在冰箱里面吃生雞肉。
Chandler: Were you there?
你在現場嗎？
Phoebe: No, but it sounds like it was frickin funny...
沒有，但是聽起來非常（與炸塊同字）好笑……
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person.
我真的可以理解要把孩子交付給另一個人是很困難的事。
Sandy:I mean, it's like leaving behind a piece of your heart...
我是說，這就像把心上的一塊肉割下……
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
珊帝，這正是如此……
Ross: Are you gay?
你是同性戀嗎？
Rachel: I'm sorry, that's our Ross. He's just Mr. Shoot Straight From The Hip.
我很抱歉，這就是我們的羅斯。他總是直言不諱。
Sandy: It's ok. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I'm-I'm engaged actually.
沒關系，我的工作常引來誤會。但我不是同性戀，事實上我已經訂婚。
Rachel: Oh!
喔！
Sandy: Her name is Deliah.
她的名字叫做狄莉亞。
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
真是好名字。
Ross: So you're-you're just like a...guy who's a nanny?
所以你只是一個當保姆的男人？
Sandy: I realise how it's...a bit unorthodox for some people, but, I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
我知道這對一些人來說是很顛覆傳統的，但我真的相信照顧小孩是一輩子當中……最令人感到滿足的事。
Ross: Ok.
好的。
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old.
就像我上一個工作……我在丹尼爾三星期大的時候就認識他。
Sandy:And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person...
然后我看著他成長變成一個很棒的人……
Sandy:When I left, I said: I'll see you soon...
當我離開的時候，我說：“希望很快再見到你”……
Sandy:And he said to me: Skdandy...That was his name for me...I'll see you every day...right in...
然后他說“珊卡丹帝”……那是他給我的名字……“我每天都會看到你在……”
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap.
是啊，小孩子盡是會說些鬼話。
Rachel: Oh God, she must...she must need her diaper changed.
喔，天啊，她一定是需要換尿布了。
Sandy: Oh, oh, I-I can do it for her, if you want...
我可以幫你處理，如果你要的話……
Rachel: Oh, that would be great!
太棒了！
Sandy: Uh, Just so you know, these dinosaur toys, aren't really age-appropriate.
順便跟你說一下，那些恐龍玩具可能不適合她的年齡。
Ross: They're mine.
那些是我的。
Sandy: Oh. Also not, age-appropriate.
同樣也是不適齡。
Rachel: I love him, I love him, I love him...
我愛他，我愛他，我愛他！
Ross: Oh, come on, Rachel, he's a guy!
別這樣，瑞秋，他是個男人！
Rachel: So He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out.
那又如何？他很聰明，資歷又符合。給我一個理由為什么我們不能試用他。
Ross: Because, it's weird!
因為這實在太奇怪了！
Rachel: Why?
為什么？
Rachel:Wow, I never looked at it that way.
哇，我從來都沒有那樣想過。
Ross: Wh-what kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I mean it's like i-if a woman wanted to be...
男人做那種工作像話嗎？保姆？我是說，那就像一個女人想要成為……
Rachel: Yes?
什么？
Ross: King?
國王？
Sandy: I uh...I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma.
我希望你不介意，我在艾瑪身上用了我自制的乳液。
Sandy:It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up.
那是混合金盞花跟蜂蜜的乳液。對紅疹是立即見效的。
Sandy:Plus...it keeps the hands young...
而且，使雙手保持年輕……
Rachel: Yes! Sandy you're hired.
是的！珊帝，你被錄取了！
Sandy: That's great! I'm sorry. It's just...such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
太棒了！不好意思。只是被歡迎加入一個新家庭是一件很令人感動的事……
Rachel: Oooh...God, come here.
喔，天啊，過來這里。
Ross: You gotta be at least bi...
你至少也是雙性戀……
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler:I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.
我需要你幫忙讓我講笑話……當莫妮卡在的時候，問我消防車怎樣。
Joey: Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm-I'm not so good with remembering lines.
我不知道，錢德，我不是很會記臺詞的。
Chandler: Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.
感謝上帝你不是靠記臺詞吃飯的。
Joey: I know, right? Wh...Wh...Why are we doing this?
我知道，棒吧？我們為什么要這樣做呢？
Chandler: Monica says that her maitre d' is the funniest guy she's ever met.
莫妮卡說他們餐廳的領班是她遇過最風趣的男人。
Joey: Seriously? She actually said that?
真的嗎？她真的那樣說？
Chandler: Yes! Am I crazy to be this upset?
是的，我這樣不爽很瘋狂嗎？
Joey: No! Being funny's your thing!
不！風趣是你的專利！
Chandler: Yeah!
是啊！
Joey: Without that, you just got "lame with women". Chandler: Ye....
沒有了它，你還有什么吸引女人的！耶……
Monica: Hi! There you are.
嗨！你們都在。
Joey: Fire trucks!
消防車！
David: Hi.
嗨。
Phoebe: Hi.
嗨。
David: Oh, I-I-I brought you this from Minsk. Um, You-you're not going to believe this, uh, this is lemon-flavored vodka.
我從明斯克帶回來這個給你，你不會相信的，這是檸檬口味的伏特加。
Phoebe: Wow. we-uh-we actually, uhm, we-we have this here.
是嗎？事實上這里也有。
David: I traded four pairs of Levi's for that.
我用四條牛仔褲換來的。
Phoebe: Thanks, thanks anyway.
謝謝你。
David: Wow, you-you look even...more beautiful than you did yesterday.
哇，你看起來比昨天更美麗。
Phoebe: Oof...
唔……
David: In fact, ehm...I'm going to kiss you now.
事實上，我現在要親你。
Phoebe: Oh, wait, wait!
喔，等等！
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
我就是沒有辦法……在我腦海中聽起來很性感，所以我……
Phoebe: No, no, it's-it's not that.
不，不，不是那件事。
Phoebe:Uhm...Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no?
你記得當你問我有沒有跟誰交往而我告訴你沒有嗎？
Phoebe:Well, uhm...I am. His...his name is Mike.
事實上我有，他叫做麥克。
David: Oh...oh...
喔……哦……
Phoebe: Yeah, I should've told you.
我應該早點告訴你的。
David: No...well, yeah.
不用……嗯，你應該要的。
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I-I wanted to tell you. But you know, then I just got lost in your eyes...and I-I just forgot all about...
我很抱歉，我想告訴你。但是我又沉醉在你的眼神中……然后我就完全忘了……
David: Mike?
麥克？
Phoebe: Right, yes, uhuh. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
是的，沒錯。我很抱歉，我很抱歉。
David: Well, it's-it's ok, it's ok. I-I-I understand...Well, so...well, are you happy with this guy?
沒關系，我可以理解……那你跟這個人在一起快樂嗎？
Phoebe: I am happy.
我是很快樂。
David: Damn it!
該死！
David:I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy...But only with me.
我很抱歉，我不是那個意思。我要你過得快樂……但是只能跟我。
David:No, that-that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him! Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do...I'm sorry. Uhm, I...I think I should probably uhm...go...
不，那并不公平。管他的，拋棄他吧！我不是那個意思，是的，我是……我很抱歉。我想我應該離開了……
Phoebe: Uh...but David, just...I just want you to know that...that...you know...telling you this...is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
但是，大衛，我只想要你知道……跟你坦白是我做過最困難的事。
David: Well...just so you know...hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival either...Can we at least hug goodbye?
嗯，讓你知道一下……聽到這件事也不是像在過嘉年華……我們至少可以擁抱道別吧？
Phoebe: Of course, yeah. You know, a-a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...
當然，可以，你知道的，在臉頰上親一下應該不會是太不適當……
David: No...no...Phoebe: I mean...
不……不……我是說……
David: In Minsk...Phoebe: Yeah?
在明斯克…… 怎樣呢？
David: it's uhm...it's-it's two on each cheek and uhm...and one on the lips.
是在兩邊各親兩下……還有一下親在唇上。
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk...In New York...it's...
嗯，好吧，如果那是明斯克的習俗。在紐約，是……
Rachel: Oh...Oh boy...Hi...
喔，天啊……嗨……
Ross: Is everything all right?
一切都還好吧？
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just...was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just so beautiful.
喔，是的，很好，很好。珊帝只是在告訴我他是如何跟他未婚妻求婚的……實在是太夢幻了。
Sandy: Well, her favourite flower is the camellia. From the poem...
她最喜歡的花是山茶花。從那首詩……
Rachel: I can't...I can't hear it again.
我沒辦法再聽一次。
Sandy: You know, I can't tell it again...
我也沒辦法再說一次……
