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Monica: Well if if that's what it is, then it's it's crazy.
如果他要求婚，那就太夸張了。
Ross: Monica's right. We're talking about getting married here. Ok? She she can't just rush into this. Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
莫妮卡說得對。這可是婚姻大事。她不能說嫁就嫁。 你懂什么？你娶了一個女同志！
Joey: Yeah you could do worse Monica. He's a really good guy.
你不能把事情弄糟。他真的是個不錯的人。
Phoebe: You know you should do? Ok, don't decide, now. Ok, just wait till you're in the moment and whatever you're feeling that will be your answer.
你知道你應(yīng)該怎么做嗎？不要現(xiàn)在做決定。等著那個時刻到來的時候，你當(dāng)時的感覺就是答案。
Rachel: Yeah, and when Pete gets down on his knee and pulls out that pumpkin sized diamond ring.
彼特單膝跪地然后拿出那個南瓜大小的鉆石戒指
Phoebe: All right. I gotta go. I have to break up with Vince.
好了。我要走了。我要去跟文斯分手。
Chandler: Oh, so you're going with the teacher, huh?
哦，你選了那個老師？
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, you know? But, it's just Jason's so sensitive, you know?
我很喜歡文斯，但杰森好感性。
And in the long run, I think sensitive it's s s better than having just like a really, really, really nice body. Jason! Definitely Jason! Ok, wish me luck! Good luck!
長期來說，感性應(yīng)該比身材很猛來得好。杰森！絕對是杰森！祝我好運(yùn)！ 祝你好運(yùn)！
Rachel: OH Ah ah ah! !! Sorry, I was just imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet.
哦，上帝啊！對不起，我在想像接到鈔票捧花的感覺。
Phoebe: Excuse me. Umm, is Vince here?
抱歉，文斯在嗎？
Fireman: Oh sure. Vince? ! Yo! !
哦，當(dāng)然。文斯？！ 在！！
Phoebe: Wow! I didn't know you guys actually use those.
哇哦！我不曉得你們會真的滑下來。
Vince: So, what's up?
什么事？
Phoebe: Umm, wow. This this isn't gonna be easy. Umm, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
嗯，這件事很難啟齒。我們還是別再見面了。
Vince: Uh huh. G good deal.
嗯哼。很好。
Phoebe: I'm sorry.
對不起。
Vince: No no it's ok. It's just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And you know I I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and.
沒關(guān)系。我還以為我們之間很特別。我終于找到可以傾訴的對象
That there's so much in me I have to share with you yet.
我還有好多事沒跟你分享。
Phoebe: Oh my God, I didn't.
天哪，我不知道你
Vince: I'm sorry, I can't talk. I'm gonna go write in my journal.
抱歉，我說不出話來了。我要去寫日記。
Phoebe: Wait wait wait! Wait! !
等一下
Phoebe: I'm telling you, if you wanna take care of that thing, you should go see my herbal guy.
你如果想解決那個問題，就去找我的藥草師。
Ross: Thank you, but I wanna remove it Pheebs. I don't want to make it savory.
謝了，我是想切除。不是想做成香料。
Monica: You know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
女生發(fā)現(xiàn)情人身上長了怪東西，都會跟朋友廣播。
Ross: Gimme this.
拿來。
Rachel: Hi! Ok, don't be mad at me, but I couldn't resist.
嘿！別生我的氣，我就是忍不住。
Monica: Brides magazines?
“新娘雜志”？
Rachel: Yes, and I know that you'd say no if he asked you, but I'm sorry, how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Karan.
我知道你不會答應(yīng)求婚，但是穿這套唐娜凱倫走紅毯會有多美啊。
Phoebe: Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. For clubbing.
一定會很美！不結(jié)婚也要買。可以穿去俱樂部。
Monica: And so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes.
很奇怪，我說過不會答應(yīng)，但是今天早上，我躺在床上，想像說“愿意”的感覺。
I know, it's a little sudden, and it's a little rushed, and it's totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn't mean I can't. Right?
我知道有點(diǎn)突然，也很匆促，我也不是會做這種事的人，但我可以這么做，對吧？
I mean I'm I'm crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
畢竟我那么愛彼特，我們追求同樣的東西，當(dāng)我想到說“愿意”的感覺，我覺得很快樂。
Rachel: Oh my God.
天哪。
Monica: I know. I need more pie.
我知道。我還要派。
Phoebe: Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?
嘿莫妮卡，要是你真的結(jié)婚，我可以帶兩個人去嗎？
Rachel: You didn't break up with that fireman?
你沒跟消防員分手？
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out he's incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
不，我就是這個意思。原來他非常感性，他寫日記，還畫畫。他還為我畫了一幅炭筆畫。
Rachel: Wow! Yeah, well he'd prefer water colors, but you know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.
哇哦！ 他比較想用水彩畫，但是手邊有很多黑炭。
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
那你要甩掉杰森嗎？
Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and.Ok so Jason is sensitive, but now so's Vince Plus, Vince has the body you know? So.It's really just about the math.
對，我總得跟其中一個分手杰森很感性，但文斯也是，而文斯又有身材。所以這是算術(shù)問題。
Phoebe: Jason? Yeah, come on in.
杰森？ 請進(jìn)。
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong? Nah ha!
你在電話里的語氣很嚴(yán)肅，出了什么事嗎？ 啊 哈！
Guru Saj: You must be Ross.
你一定是羅斯。
Ross: Hi. I am Guru Saj.
嘿。 我是薩吉大師。
Ross: Listen, I gotta tell you I've I've never been to a guru before, so.
老實(shí)說，我沒找過大師，所以
Guru Saj: Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, I've attended some of the finest medical schools in Central America. Well then, let's take a look at this skin abnormality of yours.
放輕松。我在中美洲念過很好的醫(yī)學(xué)院，這樣你比較安心了吧。來看看你的皮膚異常吧。
Come on, have a seat. Eeh, huh. As I suspected, it's a kundus!
請坐。跟我想的一樣，是昆度斯！
Ross: What's a kundus? I don't know, what's a kundus with you? Please, lie down! I've got a salve that oughta shrink that right up.
什么是昆度斯？ 不曉得，對你來說是什么？請趴下！我有一種藥膏可以讓它縮小。
Ross: Well, I guess it's worth a try.
值得一試。
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see results Whoa! ! Clearly not the way to go! !
那當(dāng)然，效果應(yīng)該！！顯然不能這么做！！
Ross: What? ! What? !
啥？！咋了？！
Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it.
我們似乎惹火它了。
Ross: We? ! We angered it? !
我們？！我們?nèi)腔鹚耍浚?/p>
Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And I'm afraid we're gonna have to use a much stronger tool. Love.
哦，我看到癥結(jié)了。我們得動用更有力的手段。愛。
Ross: Oh God!
哦拜托！
Guru Saj: Ross, often these things are nothing more than just negative energy trying to escape your body. Now this is not gonna come off unless you learn to love it, my friend.
羅斯，通常這種事情是一種想脫離你身體的負(fù)能量。現(xiàn)在，你只有學(xué)會愛它，它才能出來，我的朋友。
So let me hear you say, you will love the kundus.
因此讓我聽你說，你會愛上昆度斯。
Ross: I love the kundus.
我愛昆度斯。
Guru Saj: Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to come off unless you start to.
羅斯，它絕對不可能脫落，除非你用
Ross: Ow! ! Oops. What was, what was that?
怎么了？
Guru Saj: Well it's gone.
它掉下來了。
Ross: What? ! How's that?
啥？！怎么會？
Guru Saj: Got caught on my watch.
被我的手表刮掉了。
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Pete: Lights. Uh, romantic lights.
燈光，浪漫的燈光。
Monica: Ooh, nice.
哦，真好。
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
我說過有事情要告訴你。
Monica: Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.
對喔！我都忘了。
Pete: Well, ah, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life. Yeah?
啊，我最近想了很多，我檢討我的人生 哦？
Pete: And I feel like I've conquered the business world, and I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world, and now I I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
覺得我已經(jīng)征服了商場，我已經(jīng)征服了知識界，現(xiàn)在又擁有世界上最美的女人。
Monica: Wow. But there's one thing missing.
哇哦。 但是還有一個缺憾。
Monica: What's that?
什么缺憾？
Pete: It's time for me to conquer the physical world.
我該征服體育界了。
Monica: Ok.
好的。
Pete: Monica, I wanna become the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
莫妮卡，我想成為終極格斗冠軍。
Monica: You wanna what? !
你想怎樣？！
Pete: I wanna become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It's the most intense physical competition in the world, it's banned in 49 states!
我想成為終極格斗冠軍！那是全世界最激烈的體能競技，在四十九州被禁！
Monica: What're you talking about?
你在說什么？
Pete: Ok, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Jeet Kun Do and Brazilian street fighting, I've even had my own octagon training ring designed.
我的教練保志正在教我截拳道和巴西街頭搏擊，我還請人設(shè)計了專用的八角訓(xùn)練場。
Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.
所以你找了拳擊場設(shè)計師。
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
對啊。莫妮卡，我要你在最前排看我贏得勝利。我要你近得可以聞到血腥味。你意下如何？
Monica: My parents will be so happy.
我的父母會很高興。
Phoebe: "Crazy underwear, creeping up my butt. Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under wear." Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing.
瘋狂的內(nèi)褲，爬上我的屁股。瘋狂的內(nèi)褲，總是一成不變。瘋狂的內(nèi)褲哦不！他來干什么？好吧，繼續(xù)唱，繼續(xù)唱。
You'll get through this, you'll be fine.Ok, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
你會安全過關(guān)，不會有事謝謝大家。依照慣例演唱完不要跟我說話。
Jason: Hey. I was. Hey! I was passing by and I saw that you were playing tonight, it's kinda cool seeing you up there.
嘿。我 嘿！ 我剛好路過，看到你在表演你在臺上的感覺好棒。
Vince: Whoa! Hey hey whoa! What's, going on here? Who is this guy?
哇！嘿怎么回事？他是誰？
Phoebe: I don't know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!
我不知道，他突然跑來親我。快捉住他！捉住他，文斯！
Vince: What? ! What? !
什么？！ 什么？！
Phoebe: Yeah, ok, I've I've been dating both of you, and it's been really horrible. 'Cause you know it's been a lot of fun, for me.
我同時跟你們交往，這種感覺很差，因為實(shí)在很過癮。
Umm, but I I like you both, and I, and I didn't know how to choose, so.I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm terrible, I'm a terrible person. I'm terrible.
你們兩個我都喜歡，我不知道該選誰，于是對不起，我很差勁。我太差勁了。
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe, relax, it's ok. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
菲比，菲比，別這樣，沒關(guān)系。我們又沒說只能跟彼此交往。
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
對，我們也是。你別太自責(zé)。
Phoebe: Really? !
真的？！
Jason: Yeah. I mean you know, we haven't been going out that long. Come on, we haven't even slept together yet. Huh.
我們交往的時間又不長。甚至還沒上過床。
Vince: You haven't?
你們沒有？
Jason: You have? Well, this is none of my business.
你們有？ 這是你們的問題。
Jason: I I can't believe this! You you've slept, with him? !
我真不敢相信！你跟他上床了？！
Phoebe: Well, I made you a candle light dinner in the park.
我陪你在公園吃過燭光晚餐啊。
Jason: You know Phoebe, I'm gonna make this real easy for you.
我來替你省掉一個麻煩。
Phoebe: Well, that could've been really awkward.
幸好沒有太難看。
Vince: You made him a candle light dinner in the park?
你陪他在公園吃燭光晚餐？
Phoebe: Yeah, but I I I I can do that for you, I'm gonna do that for you.
我也可以陪你吃，我會陪你吃。
Vince: Uh yeah, I can't believe I ever went out with somebody who would actually, have an open flame in the middle of a wooden area.
我居然跟一個在林木區(qū)點(diǎn)火的人交往。
Chandler: Everything's gonna be all right. Ok, Dick?
不會有事的。好嗎，狄克？
Guru Saj: Hello, I am Guru Saj. Whoa! ! He's supposed to be a duck, right? 'Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.
你們好，我是薩吉大師。哇哦！！他是鴨子吧？否則，就超出我的能力范圍了。
Joey: Yeah, yeah. He's got a, he's got a really bad cough, and our vet, he can't do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
沒錯。他咳得很嚴(yán)重，獸醫(yī)治不好。你有辦法嗎？
Guru Saj: Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?
嗯，我看看，我看看。你能讓他吃下蝙蝠嗎？
