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Rachel: Oh my God!
我的天啊！
Phoebe: I know! Monica's gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?
我知道，莫妮卡懷孕了，這能算是她的"新"東西嗎？
Rachel: Oh my God!
我的天啊！
Phoebe: Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
你覺得這就是錢德勒逃婚的原因嗎？
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
她應該是剛剛才驗的孕。我昨晚倒過垃圾。
Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever!
這會是有史以來最糟糕的一場婚禮。
Phoebe: The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I'm still holding this.
新娘懷孕，新郎逃婚，我手里還一直拿著這個。
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
菲比，我們不能把這件事告訴任何人。
Phoebe: Right.
好吧。
Rachel: Okay?
好吧？
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
等一下，你知道她用哪種方法避孕嗎？
Rachel: No. Why?
不知道，怎么了？
Phoebe: Just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it.
防患末然，這種事可起不到宣傳效果。
Rachel: Anything?
有消息嗎？
Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn't heard from him.
沒有！我跟片場的喬伊聊過。他也沒有他的消息。
Ross: I talked to Chandlers parents again.
我又去問了錢德勒的父母。
Phoebe: You told them he was missing?
你跟他們說他失蹤了？
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat.
不，我裝作打電話過去跟他們聊天。
Ross: Pretty sure, they both think I'm interested in them.
我很確定他們兩個都以為我對他們有興趣。
Rachel: All right, we've got to tell her he's gone.
我們得告訴她，他失蹤了。
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We can't!
不行，我們不能說！
Rachel: Ross, she's gonna start getting ready soon!
羅斯，她就要開始準備了。
Ross: Well, can't you at least stall her a little? I'll go back to some of the places I went last night.
你能拖延一下她嗎？我要去下昨晚去過的地方。
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
好，我們還有多少時間？
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
她準備好要多長時間？
Rachel: One hour.
一個小時。
Ross: Give me two.
給我兩個小時。
Rachel: Then why do you ask? !
那你還問？
Ross: Okay, wish me luck.
祝我好運。
Phoebe: Okay. I'm going with you.
我和你一起去。
Ross: Why? !
為什么？！
Phoebe: Ross, you're tired. You've been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this.
羅斯，你累了，你都找了一整夜了。很明顯地你不是找人專家。
Rachel: All right, I'll see you guys later.
待會見。
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, do you know how you're going to stall her?
你知道該怎么拖延她嗎？
Rachel: I'll figure something out.
我會想出辦法的。
Phoebe: All right. Good luck.
好吧，祝你好運。
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought we'd start with my make up and then do my hair.
我們先開始化妝，然后再弄頭發。
Rachel: Okay, but before you do that. I need you to talk to me.
好吧，但你開始準備前，我得跟你談一談。
Monica: About what?
談什么？
Rachel: Umm… I'm never gonna getting married!
我永遠都嫁不出去了！
Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner!
你會的！你的真命天子快出現了！
Monica: Okay, are we done with that?
好吧，我們談完了嗎？
Rachel: No Monica! I'm serious!
不，莫妮卡，我是認真的！
Rachel: Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something.
或許我就該放棄。當個女同什么的。
Monica: Any woman would be lucky to have ya.
哪個女人找你當女朋友都是修了八輩子的福。
Rachel: Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.
或許我跟喬伊上床，就不會感覺這么失敗了。
Monica: Rachel! You okay?
瑞秋！你沒事吧？
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron?
對不起，艾朗？
Joey: Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules.
嗨！我對通告表有點問題。
Joey: Originally, I wasn't supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at.
今天本來沒有我的戲。我有場婚禮，非參加不可。
Joey: It's my best friend's, and I'm officiating so I really can't work past four.
我最好的朋友要結婚，我是主婚人，我四點前就得走。
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can't stop filming just for you.
你得待到戲拍完才行。我們不能為了你一個人就停拍。
The Director: It's not like it's your wedding.
又不是你要結婚。
Joey: I'm having surgery!
我要動手術！
The Director: What? !
什么？！
Joey: Yeah, I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn't want you to worry about me. But, I'm having surgery today.
我要動手術。我捏造出婚禮，是因為不希望你擔心。其實我今天要手術。
The Director: What kind of surgery? !
什么樣的手術？！
Joey: Transplant.
移植手術。
The Director: But you're supposed to work on Monday.
但星期一你還得拍戲。
Joey: Hair transplant.
毛發移植手術。
The Director: But you're not bald.
但你又不是禿頭。
Joey: It's not on my head.
要移植的部位不是我的頭。
The Director: Look Joey, there's nothing I can do.
我真的幫不上忙。
The Director: Besides, you're probably gonna be out by four anyway. We've just got one short scene. It's just you and Richard, and God knows he's a pro.
而且，說不定你四點前就能走了。我們只要拍一場戲，就你跟理查，他可是職業演員。
The Director: Youll be fine.
你會沒問題的。
The Director: Morning, Richard.
早安，理查。
Joey: Hey! You're here! Great! Great! Great! Let's get going buddy, we've got a scene to shoot!
嘿！你來了！太棒了！我們開始吧我們還得拍戲！
Richard: I'm wearing two belts.
我系了兩條皮帶。
Joey: Are you drunk?
你喝醉了嗎？
Richard: No!
沒有！
Joey: Yes you are!
你喝醉了！
Richard: All right.
好吧。
Ross: So this is your office?
原來這就是你的辦公室？
Chandler: How did you guys find me? I knew I should've hid at the gym!
你們怎么找到我的？我就知道我該躲在健身房！
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing? !
你到底在干嘛？！
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that I'm related to Monica.
驚慌失措中！我在上網找證據，證明我跟莫妮卡有血緣關系。
Chandler: How is she?
她還好嗎？
Ross: She's fine. She doesn't know you're gone.
她還好，她不知道你失蹤了。
Ross: And she doesn't have to know, okay? Now come on, we're going home.
她不必知道，來吧，我們回家了。
Chandler: No! No! No! I can't do that!
不不不！我不能回去！
Phoebe: Why not? !
為什么？！
Chandler: Because if I go home, we're gonna become the Bings!
因為如果我回家，我們會成為賓氏夫婦。
Chandler: I can't be the Bings!
我不能當賓氏夫婦！
Ross: What's wrong with being the Bings?
那有什么不對的？
Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages!
賓氏夫婦的婚姻都沒好下場。
Chandler: They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!
他們會吵架，打成一團，還會把泳池清潔工當成他們性愛游戲的玩物！
Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
錢德勒，你曾經穿上黑色連衣裙，約我到你酒店房間嗎？
Chandler: No.
沒有。
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!
那你就不是你父母！
Chandler: It's not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody's!
不只是他們的婚姻。看看你的婚姻，看看大家的婚姻！
Chandler: The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman!
只有保羅·紐曼的婚姻幸福美滿！
Chandler: And I've met me. I am not Paul Newman.
我很了解自己，我不是保羅·紐曼。
Chandler: I don't race cars! I don't make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity.
我不會賽車！不會做爆米花！也不會捐錢給慈善團體。
Phoebe: But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do.
聽我說，錢德勒，現在沒有人比我更看不起你。
Phoebe: But I totally believe you can do this.
但我完全相信你做得到。
Chandler: I want to. I love her so much, but I'm afraid.
我也想，我很愛她，但我害怕。
Chandler: This is too huge.
婚姻太沉重了。
Ross: You know, okay. You're right. It is huge.
你說得對，婚姻的確是件大事。
Ross: So why don't we take it just a little bit at a time?
我們何不一步一步慢慢來。
Ross: Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it.
暫時忘了結婚的事，忘了它。
Ross: Can you just come home and take a shower? Thats not scary, right?
我們只是回家洗個澡。洗澡不可怕，對吧？
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
那得看你說的"我們"是指誰。
Rachel: The nights are the hardest.
漫漫長夜是最難熬的。
Rachel: But then the day comes! And that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again…
但天亮以后白天就跟黑夜一樣難熬。然后黑夜又來了……
Monica: The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? !
白天跟黑夜都很難熬！我知道了！好嘛？！
Monica: Look, Rachel I'm sorry! I have to start getting ready! I'm getting married today!
瑞秋，抱歉！我得開始準備了！今天我要結婚了！
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.
我知道，在黃昏的時候。對我來說黃昏是很難熬的。
Monica: I'm gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour!
我要化妝了。我們得在一小時內趕到酒店！
Rachel: Okay. But wait!
但是等一下！
Monica: What? !
什么？！
Rachel: Let's go to lunch.
我們去吃午飯吧。
Monica: I can't go to lunch!
我不能去吃午飯！
Rachel: Right.
對。
Rachel: Oh good God! I've fallen down!
天啊！我跌倒了！
Monica: What's going on?
發生了什么事？
Rachel: Okay. All right. Honey listen.
好吧，親愛的，聽我說。
Rachel: When I tell you what I'm about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.
聽完我將要告訴你的這件事，我要你記得，我們都會支持你，我們都愛你。
Monica: Okay, you're really freaking me out.
好吧，你真的嚇壞我了。
Rachel: We can't find Chandler…'s vest.
我們找不到錢德勒的背心了。
Rachel: We can't find Chandler's vest.
我們找不到錢德勒的背心。
Monica: How can that be? ! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious? !
怎么可能？等一下！你是認真的嗎？！
Phoebe: Found the vest!
背心找到了！
Phoebe: Well, I mean we're gonna have to keep an eye on it, you know make sure we don't lose it again.
我們得看好它，確定不會再弄丟了。
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Don't scare me like that okay?
好吧，別那樣嚇我，好嗎？
Monica: I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
剛剛我心想，"天啊，最糟糕的情況發生了！"
Phoebe: So you two were married huh?
你們兩個結過婚？
Phoebe: What happened? You just drift apart?
后來發生了什么事？才一拍兩散的？
Mrs.Geller: Here comes the bride.
新娘來了。
Phoebe: Oh my God Monica!
我的天啊，莫妮卡！
Monica: I wanna wear this everyday.
我想每天都穿這件婚紗。
Rachel: You look so beautiful.
你真的好漂亮。
Monica: I'm so happy for me.
我為自己感到高興。
Rachel: Hello?
你好？
Joey: Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?
嘿！錢德勒出現了嗎？
Rachel: Yeah, we got him back. Everything's fine.
我們找到他了，沒事了。
Joey: Damn it!
該死！
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
怎么了？你在哪里？
Joey: I'm still on the set!
我還在片場里。
Rachel: Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
喬伊，不到一小時婚禮就要開始！
Joey: I know! I'm sorry! The guy's drunk, they won't let me go until we get this.
我知道，對不起。跟我對戲的演員喝醉了。戲沒拍好他們不讓我走。
Rachel: Oh my God! I'm gonna have to find another minister.
我的天啊，我得再去找位牧師。
Joey: No! No, I'm the minister!
不，我就是牧師！
Joey: All right, look-look, put them both on the phone, I'll marry them right now.
聽著，叫他們兩個一起聽電話，我現在就幫他們主婚。
Rachel: Ugh! Joey, I have to go.
喬伊，我得掛電話了。
Joey: Hey! Don't you hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power!
別掛我電話！我現在就可以幫你主婚！我有那樣的權力！
Ross: There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasn't so scary, was it? !
你瞧瞧，你穿上了禮服一點都不可怕吧？！
Chandler: No.
對。
Ross: I'm telling you, just a little bit at a time.
我跟你說一步一步慢慢來。
Chandler: Yeah okay. Well, what's the next little bit?
接下來我們要做什么？
Ross: Getting married.
結婚。
Ross: Okay. Okay. You can do that too! Just like you've done everything else!
你一定能辦到，其他的事你都做得很好！
Chandler: Yeah. You're right. I can do that.
你說得對，我可以辦到。
Ross: Yeah.
是。
Chandler: Okay, excuse me for a minute.
我要出去一下，
Ross: Wh—Hey—Whoa-whoa, where, where you going? !
你要去哪？！
Chandler: Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.
我不會再逃走，我只想呼吸點新鮮空氣。
Ross: Okay.
好吧。
Chandler: Okay.
好吧。
Chandler: Oh fresh air!
新鮮空氣！
Rachel: Cover for me.
幫我掩護。
Phoebe: Wait! Maybe, maybe you're overreacting! You do that you know.
等等，或許你反應過度了。你可以做到的。
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something!
菲比，我們得想個辦法。
Rachel: Well, you know. I mean there's no way Joey's gonna make it in time. So I'm gonna through the hotel and see if there's any other weddings going on.
你知道的，喬伊沒辦法及時趕過來，我去看看酒店里有沒有其他人在辦婚禮。
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but don't tell them Monica's pregnant because, they frown on that.
別告訴他們莫妮卡懷孕了，因為他們唾棄那種事。
Rachel: Okay.
好吧。
