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Rachel: Okay! You know what? I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. All I really needed was a plan. See I wanna have three kids.
你知道嗎？為沒有先生和小孩就不高興，是很蠢的。我只需要一個計劃。我想生三個小孩。
Phoebe: Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.
我猜，你是想一次生三個，而且給你弟弟生對吧？
Rachel: As I was saying. I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I'm 35. which gives me five years. So, if I wanna have my kid when I'm 35, I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant.
就是說，我應該在35歲以前生第一個。這樣我還有五年。如果我35時要生孩子，34歲前一定要懷孕。普拉達還四年時間幫我準備孕婦裝！但是，我希望在懷孕時至少已結婚一年。
Monica: Really! That long? ! Look all you want, it's happening!
當真？這么久？你的心愿，在我們身上應驗了！
Rachel: No, so I don't have to get married until I'm 33! That's three years, that's three whole years. Oh, wait a minute though. I'll need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and I'd like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged. Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I'm thirty.
我到33歲再結婚就好。我還有3年。不過，等一下。我需要一年半來籌備婚禮。我希望能認識這個人一年至一年半再訂婚。這表示我必須在30歲時認識這個人。
Ross: Which is fine! Because you just turned twenty-eight!
沒有問題，因為你才剛滿28！
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! According to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
不！羅斯！問題大了！根據計劃，我現在就應該和我要嫁的對象在一起了。
Joey: Will you quit hogging it!
該我了！
Rachel: I'm telling you it's like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
我告訴你，這就好像看著小鹿學走路。
Ross: You're drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be mad! Maybe I'm a little drunk.
你醉了！爸媽一定會大發雷霆！我好象也有醉意。
Joey: Hey! Are those crab cakes? Did I not tell you to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
嘿！那是蟹餅嗎？我不是告訴你，蟹餅好了直接端給我？
Chandler: How are you feeling?
你感覺怎么樣？
Monica: You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now!
你好帥！我想在此時此地和你嘿咻！
Ross: I really wish that you wouldn't.
你還是忍一忍的好。
Chandler: Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and don't talk to anyone.
再撐一下子，好嗎然后我就抱你上床睡。保持微笑，不要和任何人說話。
Phoebe: Speech! Speech! Let's hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
講兩句！講兩句！讓生日的姑娘講兩句！
Chandler: Pheebs!
菲比！
Phoebe: Don't you see? Everyone's looking at me! The plan's working! I didn't even have to take off my top yet!
看見嗎？大家都在看我。陰謀得逞！我連上衣還沒脫呢，就吸引了目光！
All: Speech! Come on Monica! Come on! Come on! Speech!
講兩句！莫妮卡講兩句！快！快！講兩句！
Mr.Geller: Hey Chandler, you can't keep your hands off her for one second!
錢德勒，你對她真是愛不釋手呢！
Mrs.Geller: Oh-ho, I think it's nice.
這很甜蜜。
Chandler: I think it's necessary.
這很必要。
Monica: I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends.
感謝大家前來，各位親朋好友。
Monica: I really like to say that I'm…
我真想說，我
Monica: You know what I'd really like to say? I'm drunk! That's right mom and dad. Your little Harmonica is hammered! And guess what! I've been drunk before! And I've smoked a cigarette! You know what! You know what! It's all okay. It's okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up.
知道我真想說什么嗎？我醉了！爸媽，我不再是乖乖女！而且！猜猜怎么著，我以前也喝醉過。我抽過煙。你知道！你知道！沒關系！沒關系！因為我今天滿30歲了。我想做什么就做什么！因為我是成年人了。
Phoebe: Okay quick, help me get this off!
好，快，替我脫掉！
Joey: Yeah!
好！
Phoebe: I lost a whole year! I can't believe it! This is so unfair!
我損失了整整一年！我不信！這太不公平！
Joey: Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay.
菲比，沒有關系的。
Phoebe: Will it? Will it? ! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
是嗎？是嗎？如果你發現你突然31歲了，你會有什么感覺？
Joey: That's not gonna happen. No. Because we have a new deal!
不可能。我和上帝有了新約定！
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
還有，這毀了我的計劃！我還沒做那些我31歲前想做的事。
Joey: Like what?
像什么？
Phoebe: Like okay. I haven't met any Portuguese people! I, I haven't had the perfect kiss! And I haven't been to sniper's school!
像是我還不認識任何葡萄牙人。完美之吻還是沒發生。我還沒去上狙擊手學校！
Monica: Phoebe, you know why don't we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
菲比，上樓吃蛋糕好吧？
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? I'll see you guys later. Thanks.
我想單獨呆一會，好嗎？待會見，謝謝。
Rachel: Oh, poor Pheebs.
可憐的菲比。
Joey: Hey, you know what you guys? I think I'm gonna go walk her home.
嘿，伙計們知道嗎？我想我得去送送她。
Monica: Oh man!
哦天！
Chandler: What?
什么？
Monica: He's gonna eat the cake!
他會把蛋糕吃了！
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! Listen, close your eyes.
菲比！等等我！閉上眼睛。
Joey: That's one thing you can cross off your list.
你的心愿清單上，可以劃掉一條了。
Phoebe: Oh yeah.
對。
Joey: Oh, and plus I'm 1/16th Portuguese.
另外我有1/16葡萄牙血統哦。
Phoebe: Oh!
哦！
Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? We're gonna pick it up and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? We're gonna lift the car and slide it out. Lift and slide!
好，大家都清楚了？我們要將它抬起來，然后移動它。我們要團結一心。抬起這臺車。把它弄出來。抬起來滑出來。抬和滑！
Rachel: Ross, I really don't think…
羅斯，我真的不覺得這
Ross: Lift! And slide!
抬！滑出去！
Chandler: Okay, here we go.
好吧，開始。
Ross: All right everyone, lift! And slide!
好的，大家一起來。抬起來！滑出來！
Rachel: Hey Joey.
嘿，喬伊。
Joey: Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!
拜托，瑞秋！才剛輪到我！
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
其實我是要和泰格說話。
Joey: Oh. Okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?
好，我可以到外面溜嗎？
Rachel: Whatever! Okay, I'm not your mother.
隨你便，我又不是你媽。
Rachel: Not in the street!
不要到街上！
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
覺得怎么樣？有沒有覺得好一點？
Rachel: Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm…let's talk.
有，我很好，我我們談談。
Tag: What's up?
什么事？
Rachel: Oh Tag, you're such a great guy and we have so much fun together but I don't…
泰格你真是個好男人，我們在一起很開心。可是我
Tag: Wait! I think I see where you're going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing?
等一下！我想我知道你要做什么。在你說任何話之前，我可以先說一件事嗎？
Rachel: Well said. And a good example of the fun I was referring to, but I just think I'm past the point where I think I can you know, just have fun.
說得很好。我們那么開心，有吻為證。不過我已經過了開心就好的階段了。
Tag: Rachel, don't do this. This is just because you're turning thirty.
瑞秋，別這樣。這只是因為你30歲了。
Rachel: Yeah, it is! But you're just a kid! I mean you're 25!
是的。而你只是個孩子！你才25歲！
Tag: Twenty-four actually.
其實是24歲。
Rachel: Oh God! You know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if I'm wishing for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger.
老天！你知道我會許的什么愿？我希望你比現在大6歲。假如真要許愿，其實我希望自己年輕6歲。
Tag: Me too.
我也是。
Rachel: Yeah, I'm sorry.
是啊，對不起。
Chandler: Hey! How'd it go?
嘿！談得怎么樣？
Rachel: Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?
如果只要兩個孩子，能不能把他再留一年？
Phoebe: You did the right thing.
你的決定沒錯。
Joey: I don't like this anymore.
我厭倦這玩意兒了。
Chandler: Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds.
我們在這兒，一群30歲的人。
Ross: Do you realize in ten years we're gonna be 40?
你知道再過10年，我們就40歲了？
Joey: Why God? ! Why are you doing this to us? !
為什么！上帝！這樣對我們？！
Ross: Yes! My baby's finally free!
哈！寶貝車總算解脫了！
Joey: All right! Start it up! Let's go!
好極了！發動！我們走！
The Man In The Sportscar: How hot are we?
我們拉不拉風？
Ross: You wanna buy a car?
你要買車嗎？
