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So, whichever rep has the best sales for the quarter gets a trip for two to Hawaii.
季度內最佳銷售人員可以贏得二人夏威夷之行。
That would be so romantic for you and Leonard.
你和萊納德去真是太浪漫了。
Yeah, clearly you haven't seen him on the beach walking around with his metal detector.
顯然你沒見過他在沙灘上拿著金屬寶藏探測器亂走的樣子。
If I were going to Hawaii, I'd spend all my time at the Keck Observatory.
如果我去夏威夷，我就整天待在凱克天文臺。
Did you know that the telescopes there have better resolution than the Hubble?
你們知道嗎？那里的望遠鏡比哈勃望遠鏡的分辨率還高。
Really? Want to go to Hawaii?
是嗎？你想去夏威夷嗎？
Ladies? Ladies...Ladies?
女士們？女士們...女士們？
Come in.
進來。
Ladies.
女士們。
What's up?
什么事？
As you may know, I've been experimenting with elevated anxiety levels,
你們也許知道，我在做提高焦慮水平的實驗。
and I thought, what better way to increase my discomfort than to subject myself to an evening of tasteless uncensored crotch talk?
我想，最能提升我的不安的方法，就是讓自己投身一晚枯燥乏味百無禁忌的性器官話題。
What exactly do you think goes on here?
你覺得我們平常的話題都是什么？
Well...conversations that you wouldn't be comfortable having in front of the opposite sex. You know, who has the best cervix.
就是些如果有異性在場時會令你們說起來尷尬的話題。比如，誰的子宮頸最好。
Which sanitary napkin is all the rage right now. Men's buttocks, and how you want to pat and squeeze them.
現在最流行哪種衛生棉。男士的臀部，以及你們渴望拍打和揉捏它。
We were talking about Penny's job.
我們在聊佩妮的工作。
And how difficult it is to do when she's bloated, cranky and crampy? Continue.
聊她傲慢兼暴脾氣、又來大姨媽時多難相處嗎？繼續吧。
Sheldon, we are just people. We talk about the same things you guys talk about.
謝爾頓，我們只是普通人。我們聊的和你們男生聊的一樣。
You talk about if werewolves can swim? See, Leonard says yes, but I say it depends on if the human could swim before he was bitten. What do you think?
你們在聊狼人是否能游泳嗎？萊納德說可以，但我說得看那人在被咬變身前會不會游泳。你們說呢？
Let's just talk about our periods.
咱們來聊月經吧。
No, hold on. All canines instinctively know how to swim. Why wouldn't a werewolf have the same abilities?
慢著。所有犬類天生就會游泳。為什么狼人不能擁有這種能力呢？
Well, they're not a hundred percent wolf. They're a werewolf, that's only part wolf. It's like comparing apples to oranges.
他們不是百分百狼。他們是狼人，只有部分是狼。就好比拿蘋果和橙子作比較。
Thank you. Oh, and technically, it's apples that turn into were-oranges when the moon is full.
謝謝。確切來說，是滿月時，蘋果變成了狼橙子。真好玩。
Hey, this is fun. We should do it sometime when you aren't all PMS'ing. Bye.
改天你們都沒有經前綜合癥時我們再聊。再見。
