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All right, guys, what game do you want to play?
各位，你們想玩什么游戲？
Let's see. How about "Emily or Cinnamon"?
來看看。不如玩"艾米麗或小桂子"？
You know what? I think it's a little weird that you remember me saying all these things. Maybe the truth is-- you're jealous of all my relationships.
知道嗎？你記得我說過的這些話，感覺有點(diǎn)奇怪。也許真相是，你嫉妒我所擁有的這些關(guān)系。
Oh, maybe I am. Who wouldn't want to be the girl, or possibly dog, to hear the words: "You're so lucky. You have the shiniest hair"
也許我是嫉妒。誰不想做這樣的女孩，也有可能是狗，聽到以下的話："你真幸運(yùn)。你有著最閃亮的頭發(fā)(毛發(fā))。"
That is a tough one. Uh, I-I know he brushes both of them.
好難抉擇。我知道他既幫女友梳發(fā)，也幫狗梳毛。
Gentlemen...- Yeah.
先生們... -在。
I have figured out the perfect way for you to irritate me.
我想到了你們激怒我的最完美方法。
I'd like you to be my intellectual sparring partners.
我想你們做我的智力拳擊陪練。
From now on, when I make an assertion, I need you to challenge it.
從現(xiàn)在開始，我發(fā)表的任何言論你們都要提出質(zhì)疑。
So you just want us to disagree with whatever you say? -Yes.
就是說你說什么我們都反對嗎？-是的。
And you think that's going to help? - Yes.
你覺得這樣有幫助？-是的。
Well, I don't think that's gonna help at all.
我覺得這樣做完全沒幫助。
Oh, no, it will. See, by keeping my mind engaged, I'll become more focused.
不，會(huì)有的。我的大腦保持忙碌，我會(huì)更專心。
Howard's right. That'll never work.
霍華德說得對，這招不會(huì)有用的。
Stop fighting me on the premise. It's scientifically valid. I'm going to advance propositions, I just want you to challenge me.
別就管不管用反對我。這完全是有科學(xué)依據(jù)的。我會(huì)提出命題，我只是需要你們質(zhì)疑我。
I don't think that's what you want at all.
我覺得這完全不是你想要的。
Why, of course it's what I want. Why would I say it's what I want if it's not what I want?
這當(dāng)然是我想要的。如果不是，我為什么會(huì)說這是我想要的？
Because it is what you want, and it's not what you said.
因?yàn)檫@是你想要的，卻不是你所說的。
I ask you for one simple thing, and you can't even do it.
我要求你們做這么簡單的事，你們都做不到。
Yes, we can. - Yeah, well, then do it. - Nah.
我們可以。-那就照做。-就不。
You guys are the worst. Thank you, I think that was helpful.
你們差勁死了。謝謝，我想剛才有幫助。
