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Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but I'm telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
隨便看，不過我告訴你，合同沒在這張桌上。
Rachel: How can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what I'm talking about! You have to be organized! You've got newspapers! You've got magazines! You got, Oh! And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
你怎么可能知道？你看看有多亂，泰格！我告訴過你了，要有條理一點。有報紙，有雜志，這小妞是誰？對你來說太幼稚一點，隨便啦。
Tag: It's my sister.
是我妹。
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway You know what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk.
真的，牙套好可愛。無所謂啦，關鍵在于，開始找吧！你會在你桌上找到那合同。
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
你覺得你是什么時候給我的？上午還是下午？
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today."So you just keep looking in there! All right?
下午，塞納先生午飯后來我這里了一趟，他把合約放在我桌上，然后我貼了即時貼寫著"今天一定要寄出"，請你繼續找，好嗎？
Tag: They're not here.
不在這里。
Rachel: Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don't you, check the copy room? maybe you left the contracts in there.
怪事，有一點點奇怪，為什么你不去復印室看看？也許你把它們落那了。
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
我怎么會落在復印室？
Rachel: I don't know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It's not a perfect world! Just go please.
我不知道，泰格！你的小雞雞怎么打電話的？好吧？那不是《完美的世界》！去吧。
Tag: Fine.
行。
Rachel: Thank you.
謝謝。
Rachel: Hello? I still don't get it.
喂？我還是不懂。
Monica: You still awake?
你還醒著嗎？
Chandler: Yeah! You?
是啊，你呢？
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? Hey. As long as we're both up…
你知道說話的是我吧？嗨。既然我們都醒著怎樣'
Chandler: Yeah? I hope you're not thinking about cleaning the living room.
我希望你不是想要打掃客廳。
Joey: Man, I'm starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner? ! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
伙計，我餓死了，晚飯的時候我都吃了些什么啊？！"要湯還是沙拉"，都要，永遠都是兩者都要。
Ross: You know, You know I'm looking and I don't think anyone's home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and You know explain later.
我剛才往里面看了一下，我想這里面沒人在家，我們先打破這扇窗戶爬進去，以后再向人家解釋。
Joey: Yeah? Really? No one's home?
真的？沒人在家？
Ross: I don't think so. Hello?
我想是的，有人嗎？
Ross: So when you get in there…
你進去以后'
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. Noisy bitch!
好吧，我們就在這里分手，你這個吵鬧的賤貨！
Monica: What? ! What are you doing? !
怎么？！你在干什么？！
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
你知道剛剛發生什么事嗎？
Monica: Yeah. We had sex and then we fell asleep.
我們做愛，然后我們睡著了。
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
不，我們做了一半，然后你睡著了。
Monica: No! No, that's not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world!
不！不，才不是。這是最棒的一次。改變了我的世界觀。
Chandler: Monica?
莫妮卡？
Monica: What? !
怎么了？！
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
我剛用了我最好的招數，你卻錯過了。快起來，我們好好做一次。
Monica: Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Come on big fella!
好，我準備好了，大哥快來吧！
Chandler: Okay.
好。
Monica: Give me the good stuff.
來點精彩的。
Chandler: Yeah! No! No! No! Don't fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. And I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
好，別啊，別睡啊。我去給你煮點咖啡。我應該不會把咖啡渣粉得滿廚房都是。
Monica: Okay, I'm up! I'm up!
好吧，我起來了，起來了。
Rachel: Hi! I got you some coffee. To. So, do you got anything for me?
嘿，咖啡來了，給。所以，你找到我要的東西了沒？
Tag: Still no luck.
還是沒有。。
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
天哪！你檢查你的桌子了嗎！你是不是檢查了每個抽屜？
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
要我再找一次？
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. Well, no it's not in there! How about that drawer?
我希望你這么做，沒有在這里！那個抽屜呢？
Tag: Well, it's not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
好吧，這兒也沒有，是不是有可能在你的辦公室里？
Rachel: You know, I don't know. Let me, let me check.
我不知道。我找找看。
Tag: Any luck?
運氣不錯吧？
Rachel: See you in my office for a minute?
你能到我辦公室里來一下嗎？
Tag: Yeah? You found them! You know what? I'm not even going to gloat.I'm just really relived this whole thing is over.
好的？你找到了！你知道，我不是興高采烈，只是事情結束讓我松了一口氣。
Rachel: You put these on my desk!
是你放在我桌上的。
Tag: I did not!
我沒有！
Rachel: Oh really? So you're saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk? !
是嗎？所以它是從你最下面的抽屜溜出來，爬過地板，跳到我桌上來的嗎？！
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
你怎么知道它在我最下面的抽屜里？
Rachel: I am so hot for you right now.
你真是讓我欲火焚身啊。
Phoebe: Oh my God! How did you get back here? !
我的天！你怎么回來的？！
A Disembodied Voice: Phoebe Buffay? !
菲比·布菲？！
Phoebe: Fire alarm? Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can I help you?
火警？噢！嗨，火警先生，有什么我能幫你的嗎？
The Fireman: We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
我們在垃圾桶里發現了你的煙霧探測器。
Phoebe: That's not mine.
不是我的。
The Fireman: Yes it is.
是你的。
Phoebe: How do you know?
你怎么知道？
The Fireman: The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don't wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
下次你丟掉探測器時，別用一張上面寫著"菲比·布菲財物 非莫妮卡所有"的毯子包著。
Phoebe: Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
好吧，有搜查證嗎？因為上次我檢查的這里還是美國！
The Fireman: Please reattach this, it's against the law to disconnect them.
請把它裝回去，拆除它是違法的。
Phoebe: Fine! But please God, tell me how to stop them from going off!
好吧！但拜托請告訴我，怎么能讓它停止叫喚！
The Fireman: Just press reset button under the plastic cover.
塑料蓋子下面有個重設的鈕，按一下。
Phoebe: There's a reset button? ! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! There's a reset button! My God! Why didn't I see that! Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button?Oh here it is! Oh! Oh, God!
有重設按鈕？！謝謝！謝謝！還有重設按鈕呢！天啊！我怎么沒看見，重設按鈕，重設按鈕。重設按鈕在哪里？哦，在這兒，哦！老天！
Ross: Okay, do you have a good grip?
你抓好了嗎？
Joey: Yeah!
是的！
Ross: Okay, I'm going to start climb down you now.
好吧，現在我要開始從你身上爬下去了你。
Joey: Just hurry up!
動作快點！
Ross: Okay. Now should I climb down your front so we're face to face or should I climb down your back so we're butt to face.
我是應該從你前面爬下去，這樣我們臉對著臉呢，還是應該從你后面爬下去，這樣你的屁股對著我的臉。
Joey: I think face to face.
我想還是臉對臉。
Ross: I would say that.
我想是的。
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
臉對臉，好吧！
Ross: Okay, here I go.
好，我來了。
Joey: All right.
好。
Joey: Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross? !
天啊！你有多重啊，羅斯？！
Ross: I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.
我拒絕回答。節日的幸福肥還留在我身上。
Joey: You know, when we talked about face to face, I don't think we thought it all the way through.
你知道，我們說臉對臉的時候，我們沒想清楚這個流程。
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
你想怎樣？
Joey: Well, just shimmy down me and drop!
趕緊順著我向下。
Ross: Hi.
嗨。
Joey: Hi.
嗨。
Ross: Maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
也許我應該掛著，你順著我爬。
Joey: Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
是的？也許我們應該再談談？
Ross: It's still looks pretty far!
看起來還是很高！
Joey: It's not that far! Just drop!
不高了！跳吧！
Ross: Do not rush me!
別催我！
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are starting to come down and I'm not wearing any underwear!
羅斯，你要知道，我褲子快掉了，我又沒穿內褲。
Ross: Oww! ! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I…Ooh, a quarter!
噢！我的腳踝！我扭到腳了！我扭到'哦！兩角五分錢！
Monica: That really was some of your best work.
確實是你最好的招數啊。
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! I can't believe that I've only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
告訴過你了。簡直讓人無法置信。在我請病假之前，只剩2小時了。
Monica: I have to be up in seven minutes.
我7分鐘之后就要起床。
Chandler: Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes…
你不會相信的，但是既然你還有7分鐘'
Monica: Really? !
真的？！
Chandler: Do you wanna?
你想要嗎？
Monica: Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!
好！你負責吸塵器，我負責給家具打蠟！
