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Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?
嗨，帥哥，你怎么樣？
Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights...does it get better than this?
在熒火燈下吃日本方便面…我能有多好？
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
問個問題。你沒有約會對象，是吧，因為我碰到個人與你非常般配。
Chandler: Ah, you say perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'codependent', or 'selfdestructive'...
額，說“完美”也許有點不恰當。你如果說“相互依靠”，或者“自我毀滅”的話...
Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
你想星期六約會嗎？
Chandler: Yes please.
是的，拜托了。
Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's...
好的。他很帥，很風趣，他......
Chandler: He's a he?
他是男的？
Shelley: Well yeah!...Oh God. I just I thought...Good, Shelley. OK! I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay, byebye...
是的！…哦天吶。我只是我以為......好的，Shelley。我現(xiàn)在只想去把自己沖進下水道…好的，再見…...
Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of ramen noodles after that.
從那以后就沒心情吃面條了。
I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
我意思是，那不荒謬嗎？你能相信她真那樣想嗎？
Rachel: Um...yeah... Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
呃…對，恩，我是說，我第一次見到你時，要知道，我想也許，可能，你也許是…...
Chandler: You did?
你原來以為？
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
對，不過隨后你在Phoebe的整個生日派對上都盯著我的胸部談話。所以我想你也許不是。
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh...any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
恩。呃…你們當中還有其他人第一次見到我時那樣想過嗎？
Monica: I did.
我想過。
Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah.
是，我想是的，對。
Joey: Not me.
我沒有。
Ross: Nono, me neither.
不不，我也沒有。
Although, uh...you know, back in college, Susan Saladore did.
雖然，你知道，大學時代的蘇珊這樣認為。
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
開什么玩笑！你告訴她我不是了嗎？
Ross: No....
沒。
it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman ... who also liked her, so...
只是因為，呃，我也有點想約她出去，所以我告訴她實際上你那時正在和Bernie Spellman談戀愛......也就是另一個也喜歡她的家伙，所以......
Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
恩，這真是奇怪了。那么，呃，我到底有什么？
Phoebe: I don't know, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
我不知道，因為你聰明，你風趣……
Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, do you ever think that about him?
Ross聰明風趣，你們曾經(jīng)覺得他也是過嗎？
All: Yeah! Right!
是！對！
Chandler: WHAT IS IT? !
是什么？！
Monica: Okay, II don't know, youyou just you have a quality.
好吧，我我不知道，你你只是你有一種氣質。
All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
是的，絕對是，一種氣質。
Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
哦，哦，一種氣質，好的，因為我正擔心你們這些家伙會搞不清楚這個呢。
Joey: You know, Chandler, I think it is going to work for you.
Chandler，我認為這會對你有用。
Chandler: Excuse me?
什么？
Joey: sure, sure, women find you less threatening, they let their guards down, they boom, you are like a stealthy heterosexual.
當然當然，女人們發(fā)現(xiàn)你不是那么有威脅性，她們就會放低警惕，你簡直就像個偷偷摸摸的異性戀者。
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
喂？喂？哦！Rachel，是Paolo從羅馬打來的。
Rachel: Oh my God! Calling from Rome! Bon giorno, caro mio.
哦我的天！從羅馬打來的！ Bon giorno， caro mio.（意大利語）
Ross: So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
他從羅馬打電話來。我也可以，只要去羅馬就可以了。
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome.
Monica，你爸剛打進來，不過你能快點嗎？我要和羅馬通話呢。
I'm talking to Rome.
我在和羅馬通話。
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? God. Ross, it's Nana.
嗨，爸，怎么樣？天哪。Ross，是外婆。
Monica: Hey!
嗨！
Ross: Hey, Dad. So, uh, how's she doing?
嗨，爸爸。呃，她怎么樣了？
Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
醫(yī)生說只有幾個小時的時間了。
Monica: Howhow are you, Mom?
媽媽，你你還好嗎？
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. What's with your hair?
我？我很好，很好。真高興見到你們來！你的頭發(fā)怎么了？
Monica: What?
什么？
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
有什么不一樣了嗎？
Monica: Nothing.
沒什么。
Mrs. Geller: Oh, maybe that's it.
哦，也許就是這個。
Monica: She is unbelievable, her mother was...
真是難以置信，她的媽媽……
Ross: Relax, relax. Okay? We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
放松，放松，好嗎。看來我們要在這兒呆一段時間呢，而且我們還要掩護你的男朋友和你的工作呢。
Monica: Oh God!
哦，天哪！
Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
她錢包的底部那些發(fā)霉的小硬幣。
Ross: Oh! Yeah, they were gross
對，真惡心。
Oh, you know what I love? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from from restaurants.
哦，你知道我喜歡什么嗎？她的代糖。她總是怎樣從從餐廳里偷些出來的。
Mr. Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house.
不光從餐廳，也從我們家。
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Geller太太？
Ross: She looks so small.
她看起來好小。
Monica: I know.
我知道。
Ross: Well, at least she's with PopPop and Aunt Phyllis now.
恩，至少現(xiàn)在她和 PopPop 和Phyllis阿姨在一起了。
Monica: Aunt Philillis is dead?
Philillis阿姨死了？
Ross: Yeah, for about six years
是的，大約六年了。
Monica: where was I?
當時我在哪里？
Ross: Where? were you...Can we focus, please?
哪里？你當時...我們別跑題，好嗎？
Monica: Goobye, Nana.
再見，外婆。
Ross: Bye, Nana.
再見，外婆。
Ross&MonicaAh...
啊！
Mrs. Geller: What is going on? !
怎么回事？！
Ross: Y'know howhow the nurse said thatthat Nana had passed? Well, she's not quite. .
你知道護士怎么說外婆過世了嗎？額，她還沒有完全過世
Mrs. Geller: What?
什么？
Ross: She's not past, she's present, she's back.
她沒有去世，她還在，她活過來了。
Aunt Lillian: What's going on?
怎么回事？
Mr. Geller: She may have died.
她也許死了。
Aunt Lillian: She may have died?
她也許死了？
Mr. Geller: We're looking into it.
我們正在觀察。
Ross: I, uh, I'll go see.
我，呃，我要去看看。
Nurse: This almost never happens!
這幾乎是從未有過的事！
Ross: Now she's passed.
現(xiàn)在她去世了。
Chandler: I just have to know, okay? Is it my hair?
我，我必須要知道，好嗎？是因為我的頭發(fā)嗎？
Rachel: Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
是的，Chandler， 完全正確。就是你的頭發(fā)。
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
對，你長了一頭同性戀式的頭發(fā)。
Rachel: Hey!
嗨！
Monica: Hi!
嗨！
Phoebe: Hi!
嗨！
Rachel: So, um, did she...
額，她過世了嗎？
Ross: Twice.
兩次。
Joey: Twice?
兩次？
Phoebe: Oh, that sucks!
哦，真糟！
Joey: You guys okay?
你們還好吧？
Ross: I don't know, it's weird. I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
我不知道。有點奇怪。我知道她去世了，但我只是沒感覺到，呃…
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
也許那是因為她還沒真正離開。
Ross: No, no, she's gone.
不不，她走了。
Monica: We checked. A lot.
我們檢查過很多次。
Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe noone ever really goes. you know? Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get this feeling that she's like right here, y'know? Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know. I miss her.
額，我的意思是也許沒有人曾真正離去，你知道嗎？自從我媽死后，我時常還是會感到她好像就在這兒，你知道嗎！還有Debbie，我初中時最好的朋友，在打迷你高爾夫球時被閃電擊中。每次用那只小小的黃色鉛筆時都能強烈感應到 Debbie，知道嗎？
Rachel: Aw. Here, Pheebs, want this?
我好想她。噢。Pheeb ，你想要這個嗎？
Phoebe: Oh! Thanks!
噢，謝謝。
Rachel: Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.
說真的。我早上才把她削尖的。
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! So Chandler looks gay, huh?
看，我不相信這些。我認為一旦人死了，就是死了！你就走了！你就是蟲子的食物了！錢德看起來像個同性戀？
Phoebe: Yeah, I don't who this is, but it's not Debbie.
恩，我不知道這是誰，但不是Debbie 。
Monica: Dad, let us just make a decision.
爸爸，我們做個決定吧。
Mr. Geller: You are right, this is crazy, it is going into the ground. we should get the most basic thing.
你說的對，這很瘋狂，將要把它埋進地里，我們應該把基本的東西弄好。
Monica: Right! Ok! That would be the nonprotective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate.
對！那就是上面有白色薄片的，不受保護的波紋纖維板。
Dad, we can't bury Nana in a dresser from Makea.
爸爸，我們不能把奶奶葬在Makea的櫥柜里面
Mr. Geller: See! This is why your mother buys all my clothes, I hate to shop, I hate it
看到了吧，這就是為什么你媽媽給我買所有的衣服，我討厭購物，討厭它。
Monica: Dad, doesn't this might be more about the fact that, once you make a decision, it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone?
爸爸，這是不是可能更多是由于一旦你做出決定，就宣布奶奶真的過世了？
Mr. Geller: No, I really hate to shop.
不，我確實討厭購物
Ross: I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.
我以為要用密封的棺木
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
這并不代表她不能看起來體面。
Mrs. Geller: Sweetie, you think you can get in there?
孩子，你覺得自己能鉆進去嗎？
Ross: I don't see why not.
我當然可以。
Ross: Here's my retainer!
我的牙齒矯正器！
Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my time comes
我剛才在想，到我死的時候。
Monica: Dad!
爸！
Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
聽我說！聽我說！當我死的時候，我想被葬在大海里。
Monica: You what?
你什么？
Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
我想被葬在大海里，這看起來很有趣。
Monica: Define fun.
定義一下“有趣”。
Mr. Geller: Come on, you'll make a day of it! You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
別這樣，你們會花一天時間的！你們要弄一條船，帶上午餐…
Monica: And then we throw your body in the water...Gee, that does sound fun!
然后要我們把你扔到水里…天吶，這聽起來確實有趣（反語）。
Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.
每個人都以為他們了解我。每個人都說 “Jack Geller，可想而知”。也許我死后，他們會說“葬在海里！啊？”
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
可能他們會這樣說。
Mr. Geller: I'd like that.
我喜歡那樣。
Chandler: Hey, gorgeous.
嗨，美女。
Shelley: Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um
嗨。你看，昨天的事我很抱歉，我，呃
Chandler: No, no, don't don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake.
不，不，別別放在心上。相信我，顯然別人也犯過同樣的錯誤。
Shelley: Oh! Okay! Phew!
哦！好！吁！
Chandler: So, uh...what do you think it is about me?
那么，呃……你從我的哪一點覺得我是的？
Shelley: I don't know, uh...you just have aa...
我不知道，呃…你只是有種…
Chandler:... Quality, right, great.
氣質，對，棒極了。
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
你知道，真可惜，因為你和Lowell本來會是很配的一對兒。
Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Lowell？金融服務部的Lowell？他就是你覺得配我的那個？
Shelley: What? He's cute!
怎么？他很可愛！
Chandler: Well, yeah...He is no Brian in Payroll.
恩，對…不是出納部的Brian。
Shelley: Is Brian...?
Brian是不是…？
Chandler: No! Uh, I don't know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with somebody like him.
不！呃，我不知道！重點是，如果你要幫我配對的話，我比較喜歡你把我和他那樣的人配在一起。
Shelley: Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league.
恩，我認為你有點配不上Brian。
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian?
什么？你認為我配不上Brian 那樣的？
Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me....I'm really not.
因為我配得上。相信我……我真的配不上。
Ross: This one?
這一件？
