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Joey: Hey! ! We are so in luck! Treeger said we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there.
嘿??！看我們運氣多好！特雷蓋說地下室的東西我們隨便拿。等一下。
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I'm, I'm paddling away!
噢，不-不-不，我要劃向遠方！
Joey: Huh? !
哈？！
Chandler: Wow! Really? ! We get all this rusty crap for free?
我們真的要這些生銹的廢物？！免費拿？
Joey: Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap and some of it is not even popped!
是啊，這個還有很多外包裝氣泡膜，有些氣泡甚至沒破呢！
Chandler: Could we be more white trash?
我們真算得上白人垃圾。
Monica: How desperate am I?
我很絕望嗎？
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandler's not here, he always wins at this game.
幸好錢德不在這兒，他總是最絕望的。
Monica: I just told my mom I'd cater a party for her.
我剛剛告訴我媽，我要幫她的晚會準備食物。
Phoebe: How come?
為什么要這樣做？
Monica: Because I need the money, and I thought that it'd be a great way to get rid of that last little smidgeon of self-respect.
因為我需要錢，而且我那點僅存的自尊不要也罷。
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I don't think mom would've hired you if she didn't think you were good at what you do.
這是一件好事。老媽若不是覺得你廚藝精湛才不會雇你呢。
Monica: You don't have to stick up for her. She can't hear you.
你犯不著替她說好話，她又聽不見。
Rachel: Hey! Umm, you guys have any juice?
嘿！你有水果汁嗎？
Joey: Just pickle.
只有泡菜。
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
很有趣。昨天我在街上碰見喬安娜了。
Rachel: My boss Joanna? Wow, that must've been awkward.
我的老板，喬安娜？喔，很慘吧。
Chandler: Well, no, actually she uh, asked me if I wanted to get a drink.
不，實際上，她只是問我是否想一起喝一杯。
Rachel: You ah, didn't say 'Yes' to that did you?
你沒答應她吧？
Chandler: No. No.
沒有。
Joanna: Hello Rachel.
嘿，瑞秋。
Chandler: Well, not at first.
起初我沒答應。
Rachel: What is she doing here?
她在這里做什么？
Rachel: I don't understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a 'big, dull dud.'
我不能理解！上次你跟她約會以后還說她是個'反應遲鈍的笨女人'。
Chandler: Well, I think I judged her too quickly, and this time we were able to take the relationship to the next level.
好吧，我過早對她下結論了，現在我跟她可以做進一步的發展。
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
上次我差點被開除。你必須跟她絕交，立刻！
Chandler: Oh, come on! It's not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually I'm pretty much just in there by myself.
得了吧！我又不是天天有艷遇！通常我都是獨處的。
Rachel: Chandler! ! Promise.
錢德??！答應我，跟她斷交。
Joanna: Rachel, aren't you running late?
瑞秋，你快遲到了吧？
Rachel: Uhh no.
沒有啊。
Joanna: You are if you pick me up a bagel.
你還要給我買百吉餅。
Rachel: Ok. Chandler, promise me you will end this now.
好的，錢德勒，答應我你這次會和她分手。
Chandler: Ok, I promise, I'll end it.
好的，我答應你。
Rachel: Thank you.
謝謝。
Chandler: But I hope you know what I'm giving up for ya, because she's not just the boss in your office, you know what I mean?
希望你知道，我為了你犧牲巨大，她可不光是你的老板而已，了解我的意思吧。
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
耶！抱歉，我只是了解他的意思。
Mrs. Geller: How's the hired help?
大廚進展如何？
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
非常好，乳蛋餅已經快好了。
Mrs. Geller: What's this? Blue nail polish?
這是什么？藍色指甲油？
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
我認為它很可愛。
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, that's what your Grandmother's hands looked like when we found her.
我們發現你祖母時，她的手就這樣。
Monica: Let-let me ask you a question.
我想問你一個問題。
Mrs. Geller: Hmm.
嗯。
Monica: Why did you hire me?
為什么你要雇我？
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, 'course you were sleeping with him.
理查德辦晚會那次，說你的食物非常棒，當然那時你和他睡過。
Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you weren't sleeping with anyone there.
而且我聽說在那個女同性戀的婚禮上你的食物也大受歡迎，我假定你沒和那里的什么人睡過。
So, at least that would be something.
所以我認為你可能有兩把刷子。
Monica: Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks I'm good.
天??！你聽到了嗎？她雇我是因為，她認為我很優秀。
Phoebe: Ok, I didn't hear that.
我倒沒聽見。
Monica: Oh yeah, she didn't hire me out of pity, it wasn't so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks I'm good.
她不是可憐我才雇我的，也不是她想在她的朋友前挑剔我，而是她真的認為我很優秀。
Phoebe: Wow! And hey, it's cool if you're a lesbian!
喔！如果你是個同性戀就太酷了！
The Salesman: Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?
下午好，你是一家之主嗎？
Joey: Uhhhh.
啊~
The Salesman: Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
你有大百科全書嗎？
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
沒有！你可以查查分類廣告，賣什么的都有。
The Salesman: Actually, I'm not buying. I'm selling. Let me ask you one question.
實際上我不想買書，我是來賣書的。我想問你一個問題。
Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though you're not really sure what they're talking about?
朋友們聊天的時候，你是否經常頻頻點頭卻不太明白他們在說什么？
Ross: I'm telling you it's totally unconstitutional.
我告訴你這是違反憲法的。
Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
沒錯，我完全同意。
Monica:...I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.
我認為他應獲諾貝爾獎。
All: Nooo! !
不！！
Chandler: I mean it was like the Algonquin kids table.
這就像阿爾岡琴族的小孩兒桌一樣。
The Salesman: Excuse me, I'm sorry, you haven't said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
對不起，這兩分半鐘你什么也沒有說，你有興趣嗎？
Joey: Yeah-well-yeah! Yeah-oh-yeah. Come on in. Come on.
耶！耶。進來。
Phoebe: That's weird.
這很神秘。
Monica: What?
什么？
Phoebe: Your nails.
你的指甲。
Monica: Oh I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my mom wouldn't give me grief about me biting them.
我知道，我從不戴假指甲的。這次是為了不讓我媽抱怨我咬指甲。
Phoebe: Oh. No, I meant that it's weird that you only have nine now.
不，我的意思是現在你只戴著九個。
Monica: Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them when I put...Oh my God! It's in the quiche! Oh My God!
天啊。等一下，剛才還是十個天??！它在乳蛋餅里！天??！
Phoebe: Ok, don't panic. I'm gonna go to the store, I'm gonna get you another set of nails, no one's gonna know, and you're gonna look great.
別慌，我現在就去商店，我將給你帶回一套新的，神不知鬼不覺，你看起來依舊完美。
Oh! Oh, it's 'cause they're gonna eat - that's the problem.
哦！但是他們會吃掉它的，這才是問題。
Mrs. Geller: Honey, don't bite your nails.
親愛的，不要咬你的指甲。
Monica: Ok ah, please don't freak out. Umm, but ah, there's a blue fingernail in-in one of the quiche cups, and there's no way to know which one.
好吧，別驚慌，有個乳蛋餅杯里有只我的藍指甲，誰都不知道是哪一個杯子，
Phoebe: And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!
發現指甲就可以贏大獎！
Mrs. Geller: I'm not freaking out.
我沒驚慌。
Monica: Um, why are you laughing?
那你為什么笑？
Mrs. Geller: It's nothing, it's just that now your father owes me five dollars.
沒什么，這樣你父親輸給我5美元。
Monica: What? You bet I'd lose a nail?
什么？你打賭我會掉一個指甲嗎？
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, don't be silly. I just bet I'd need these.
別傻了。我打賭我會需要這些。
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
冰凍寬面條？
Mrs. Geller: Um-hmm.
嗯。
Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? ! It's all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...
你信我會搞砸？“你雇我是因為我很優秀”都是假的咯......
Mrs. Geller: No, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
不-不-不，那是真的。準備備用食物只是怕你又“很莫尼卡”。
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, you'd never use that phrase.
你答應過外恩博格教授，你不再使用這個詞了。
Mrs. Geller: Oh honey, come on, have a sense of humor, you've never been able to laugh at yourself.
親愛的，來吧，幽默一點，你從未有自嘲的風度。
Monica: Right. My mom doesn't have any faith in me! Oh, that's hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
沒錯。我媽從沒信任過我！好好笑！哈-哈-哈-哈。
Phoebe: I don't get it.
我不覺得好笑。
Mrs. Geller: No, I have faith...
不，我信任你......
Monica: No! You have lasagnas!
不！你只是有烤寬面條！
Oven: Ding!
(鈴響)！
Phoebe: Oh, the ruined quiches are ready. Heey.
報廢的乳蛋餅烤好了。
Chandler: I really don't think we should be doing this.
我認為我們不應該這樣做。
Joanna: Ok.
好吧。
Chandler: It just doesn't...feel like we're breaking up.
我們好像并沒有分手的樣子。
Joanna: No, we are. I'm sad.
我們的確分手了。我很憂傷。
Chandler: Ok.
是的。
Joanna: Yes. Uh, can't you wait until tomorrow? All right. Aw, unbelievable! Aww.
不能等到明天嗎？好吧。難以置信??！
Chandler: Thanks.
謝謝。
Joanna: No, no, that-that was my boss. I have to go.
不，不，是我的老板。我不得不走。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Joanna: What're you doing?
你做什么？
Chandler: I'm getting dressed.
我穿衣服。
Joanna: Why?
為什么？
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
如果我光溜溜走出去，會有人朝我扔垃圾。
Joanna: Wait. I wanna show you something.
等一下。我想給你看些東西。
Chandler: What is it?
是什么？
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. Put your hands together.
別人給我的一個讓人興奮的小禮物。把手并攏。
Chandler: Ah-ha, you're not the boss of me. Yeah, you are! Hmm, saucy.
啊哈，你不是我的老板。你是！好調皮。
Joanna: I'll be back in ten minutes.
10分鐘后我就回來。
Chandler: You are, you're gonna leave me like this?
你就這樣離開我？
Joanna: Knowing you're here, waiting for me I think it's kind of exciting, don't you?
你就乖乖地坐在這里等我，這真讓人有些興奮。
Chandler: Ok. But if you don't come back soon, there's pretty much nothing I can do about it!
好吧。但是如果你不能馬上回來，我可也無計可施！
Joanna: Oh.
哦。
Sophie: Hi! I brought you back a macaroon!
嘿！我給你帶了蛋白杏仁餅干！
Joanna: Oh great! I'll keep it in my butt with your nose.
太好了！這樣我就可以用它撞你的鼻子了。
Rachel: That's weird, she locked the door.
奇怪，她竟然鎖門。
Sophie: You know why? She's got the Christmas bonus list in there. I saw her working on it this morning.
你知道為什么嗎？圣誕節的獎金清單就在里面。我早晨看見她在寫。
Rachel: Ok, swear, you won't tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joanna's office. You wanna see the list?
好吧，你發誓不告訴別人，馬克離開前給了我一把喬安娜辦公室的鑰匙。你想看清單嗎？
Sophie: Yeah!
耶！
Chandler: Hi! How are you?
嘿！你好？
Chandler: Hello, Joanna...'s office.
你好，喬安娜......的辦公室。
Joanna: I'm really sorry but I may be a little while longer.
真的很抱歉，我可能要多呆一小會兒。
Chandler: How little? !
有多??？！
Joanna: A couple of hours, I feel awful.
幾個小時，這太可怕了。
Chandler: Look, this isn't funny! You get back here right now!
看，這一點都不有趣！你要馬上回來！
Joanna: I can't! !
我不能！
Chandler: Why not? !
為什么？！
Joanna: I'm in my boss's car!
我正在我老板的車里！
Chandler: What? !
什么？！
Joanna: Uh-oh, tunnel.
噢，進隧道了。
