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Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you?
羅斯，最近你怎么樣？
Any stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
最近有什么八卦、新聞、軼事之類可以和爸媽分享的嗎？
Ross: (To his parents) Look, I, uh I realize you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian.
聽(tīng)著，我，呃，我知道你們想了解我和卡蘿之間倒底怎么了。事情是這樣的，卡籮是個(gè)女同志。
She's living with a woman named Susan.
她和一個(gè)名字蘇珊的女人同居。
She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
她懷了我的孩子，并打算和蘇珊共同扶養(yǎng)他。
Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this? !
這些你早就知道了？
Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
你的父母真的那么糟糕嗎？
Ross: Well, you know, these people are pros.
你要知道這些人是專業(yè)人士。
They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.
他們知道他們要做什么，他們等待機(jī)會(huì)，再來(lái)個(gè)突然襲擊。
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents...boy, if you could (To Ross) I'd want yours.
天吶，我知道人們常說(shuō)父母是無(wú)法更換的，如果可以，我要你的父母
Ross: Must pee.
我要去尿尿了
Phoebe: You know, it's even worse when you're twins.
你們知道嗎，如果你是雙胞胎，情況會(huì)更慘。
Rachel: You're twins?
你是雙胞胎？
Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak.
對(duì)，我們不往來(lái)。
She's like this highpowered, driven career type.
她就像是一心追求事業(yè)類型的人。
Chandler: What does she do?
她從事什么工作？
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
她是個(gè)服務(wù)員。
Joey: Identical?
你們倆長(zhǎng)的一樣嗎？
Phoebe: People say we look alike. But I don't see it.
大家說(shuō)我倆長(zhǎng)的很像，但我不這么認(rèn)為。
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave. )
好啦各位，我現(xiàn)在得打掃衛(wèi)生了。
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this.
錢(qián)德，你是獨(dú)子，對(duì)嗎？你沒(méi)有這些困擾。
Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who...my parents actually preferred.
沒(méi)有，盡管我有個(gè)想像中的朋友，我爸媽比較喜歡。
Rachel: Hit the lights, please.
請(qǐng)關(guān)下燈。
Ross:...How long was I in there?
我在里面多久了？
Rachel: I'm just cleaning up.
我只是在打掃衛(wèi)生。
Ross: Oh, you err, you need any help?
哦，呃，你需要幫忙嗎？
Rachel: Uh...okay, sure! Thanks! (She hands him the broom and sits down. )
好呀，謝了。
