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I didn't do much. I just....
我真的沒做什么，我只是...
Ruined my plan, that's all. I wanted her to leave!
毀了我的計劃，僅此而已。我希望她離開的！
What?
什么？
She was supposed to storm out of here.
她本應該怒氣沖沖離開這里。
And after, I go home and say, "Maybe we should do some things separately."
然后，等我回家就可以說，“也許我們應該分頭做事”。
I was gonna use her bailing out of this as a chip to get out of that stupid picnic tomorrow. But now I've got no chip.
這樣我明天就有借口推掉那個愚蠢的野餐了?？墒乾F在我沒有借口了。
Hey, how about next time you devise a plan to avoid expressing a feeling, clue me in.
下次你計劃想逃避什么的時候能不能給我點暗示。
You can't be clued in. You're a patsy.
我不能給你暗示，你腦子太不好使了。
Hey, um, there was talk of an ice-cream bone?
剛才不是說要弄冰淇淋骨頭嗎？
I made that up, too. Use your head!
那是我編的，動動腦子好不好！
Hey, honey, you alone?
親愛的，你一個人嗎？
Do you see anyone else in here?
你在這里看到別人了嗎？
Do you?
你呢？
Sweetheart, your father and I think we owe you an apology.
寶貝，你爸爸和我覺得該跟你道歉。
For what?
為了什么？
Well, this morning when we didn't think the rose could be for you, it seemed like maybe it hurt your feelings.
今早我們都沒想到玫瑰花可能是送給你的，看起來有點傷你的心了。
I guess. A little.
我想是有一點。
I am so sorry to make you feel bad. And it is completely believable that you would have an admirer.
我很抱歉讓你難受了。你擁有追求者是完全有可能的。
Okay.
好吧。
What we're worried about is that we have created an environment in which you feel it's necessary to...
我們擔心的是我們營造出來的這種氛圍讓你覺得有必要...
embelli- fanta - exagger...
修... 虛...夸...
Oh, my god. You guys don't think Alec is real?
天哪。你們認為艾麗克是我虛構出來的嗎？
Sweetheart, I remember the pressure there was to fit in in high school.
寶貝，我還記得在高中的時候所承受的那些壓力。
So do I.And whether you try to fit in by saying you fought a baby bear or by making up a boyfriend...
我也是，不管你是編造說你跟小熊打過架還是虛構一個男朋友...
You guys are so unbelievable.
你們倆真不可理喻。
You really think I'm that pathetic that I'd have to create some imaginary boyfriend?
你們真的覺得我悲催到要編造個幻想男友出來嗎？
You know what's not imaginary? Your feelings.
你知道什么不是幻想出來的嗎？你的情感。
Okay, don't! Don't! F.Y.I. , I changed my Facebook status to "single" about an hour ago, and guess what.
別！別碰我！告訴你們吧，我剛在Facebook上把情感狀況改成單身，才改了一個小時，你們猜怎么著。
I already have a date. You don't believe me, do you?
已經有人約我了。你們不信我，是不是？
Sweetheart, you've had two boyfriends in 30 seconds. That practically Haley's record.
親愛的，半分鐘內你已經交了兩個男友。幾乎破了海莉的紀錄。
Well, he's real. His name is Teddy.
他是真實存在的，他叫泰迪。
