我正看著呢。
But now that I got you here, what do you think?
既然你在這里,你覺得怎么樣?
That you wore cargo shorts to my middle-school graduation, but you're putting on a bow tie for some dog's birthday party.
之前你穿著大口袋短褲參加我初中畢業(yè)儀式,去參加狗狗的生日派對反而戴領(lǐng)結(jié)了。
It's all good fun. The Birnbaums can't have kids. They like to do it up big for Buster.
這是為了好玩啊。比恩鮑姆夫婦沒法生孩子。他們想為伯斯特舉辦一場盛大派對。
I had my fifth birthday in a break room of a Der Wienerschnitzel, but good for buster.
我的五歲生日是在一家炸小牛排店的休息室里度過的,但是伯斯特真幸運。

Why are you so cranky?
你怎么這么暴躁?
This kid at school ripped me off for 40 bucks in a pyramid scheme.
學校里有個孩子搞金字塔騙局騙了我40塊。
Did this have something to do with that broken plastic pyramid on your dresser?
那跟你梳妝臺上的破碎的塑料金字塔有關(guān)系嗎?
It looked like marble in the picture.
照片里看起來像是大理石的。
Oh, man. Where were you when I was growing up?
天啊。我長大時你在哪里啊?
I'd have had your dice and cigarettes before you got to homeroom.
你到年級教室之前我就能騙到你的骰子和香煙。
Where'd you go to school - "Guys and Dolls"?
你去哪里上學的—— 《紅男綠女》嗎?
Bright as you are, you got to smarten up.
雖然你很聰明,但你得更機靈點。
You got to be more suspicious of people. Stop being such a patsy.
你應(yīng)該更加懷疑別人。不要這么容易受騙了。
How is this for the party?
我這身打扮參加派對怎么樣?
It's my first time meeting your dog-park friends.
這是我第一次跟你公園遛狗的朋友們見面。
Fantastic, but be careful -- Some of these guys are single in the group.
很棒,但是小心點...這圈子里有人還是單身呢。
What a surprise.
毫不意外。
Manny, we won't be late.
曼尼,我們不能遲到。
I left dinner for you and Joe, but don't eat the deviled eggs that are in the refrigerator because they're for tomorrow's picnic.
我給你和喬準備了晚餐,但是不要吃冰箱里的魔鬼蛋,因為那是明天野餐吃的。
What picnic -somebody's cat going to college?
什么野餐... 慶祝某人的貓上大學了嗎?
No, some of Gloria's friends are getting their green cards. It's actually a nice group.
不是,歌洛莉亞的一些朋友拿到了綠卡。他們其實人很好。
Yes, they're very decent, hardworking people.
是啊,他們是認真工作的正派人。
Jay met them at Mirabelle's fake wedding.
杰在米拉貝拉的假婚禮上遇見了他們。
Zooboo!
《祖寶》!
No, you've already watched "Zooboo" six times today.
不,今天你已經(jīng)看了六次《祖寶》。
We're gonna watch a classic movie right here on the big screen.
我們要在大屏幕上看一部經(jīng)典電影。
You better let him watch his show. If not, he's gonna freak out.
你最好讓他看他的節(jié)目。不然他會炸毛的。
Yesterday I turned it off, and he bit through one of the pool balls.
昨天我關(guān)了電視,他咬穿了一顆臺球。