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In my mind, that broke the tension with comedy and led to sex.
在我看來，這么做不僅用幽默打破了僵局，還會勾起性欲。
Hey, Sheldon, you busy?
謝爾頓，你忙嗎？
I'm always busy. This mind is capable of advanced multitasking.
我一直都很忙。我的大腦能夠處理復雜的多重任務。
You know, currently, I'm attempting to solve the Penrose conjecture.
最近我一直在致力于證實英國數學物理學家彭羅斯猜想。
I'm composing my Nobel acceptance speech for when I've solved the Penrose conjecture, and I'm wondering how mermaids have babies.
我還在構思我證實彭羅斯猜想后，被授予諾貝爾獎時的獲獎感言。同時我還在想美人魚怎么生孩子。
Don't they lay eggs on a rock?
她們不是把蛋產在石頭上的嗎？
Now I've got room for another thing. What do you want?
現在我的大腦有空位想新事情了。你有什么事？
So, I did a little research on what the conditions are like in the mines, and the guys might be right, sounds pretty rough down there.
我對礦井里的情況做了一些調查。他們可能說得對，井下情況艱苦啊。
For starters, it's very humid, and about a hundred degrees.
首先，井下很潮濕，氣溫在37度左右。
Well, I'm from Texas and you're from India, we're no strangers to the fragrant armpit. Next.
我來自德克薩斯州，你來自印度。我們對腋下汗味一點都不陌生。下一個。
It's also a live mine, so there'll be dynamite explosions going off in the distance.
第二，那是個活礦井，所以遠處可能會發生爆炸聲。
Yeah, I have a lactose-intolerant roommate with a taste for ice cream. Next.
我有一個患有乳糖不耐癥卻還愛吃冰激凌的室友（放屁）。下一個。
Oh, you have to be down there for 12 hours at a time.
你每次得在底下待12個小時。
Yeah? We have to be somewhere.
那又怎樣？反正都得找地方待。
Well, there's no toilets, we'll have to do our business in a bucket.
對了，那里沒廁所，我們都得排泄在一個桶里。
So it's settled...we're not doing it.
答案揭曉 ...我們不去了。
Look, I get it, but...before we pass up on an incredible opportunity, I was thinking about when Howard was training to go to space, they put him in a simulated environment.
我明白，但是...在拒絕這個難得的機會之前，我想到在霍華德要上太空的時候，曾在一個模擬環境里受訓。
Interesting. You're suggesting that we recreate the conditions of the mine to see if we can handle it. Exactly.
有意思。你是建議我們重現一下礦井的壞境，看看咱倆能否適應嗎。對。
Very well.
不錯嘛。
Well, I'll just Google "Hot, dark and moist," see what comes up.
我來搜"炙熱（性感）、黑暗（黑皮膚） 、濕潤"幾個關鍵詞，看看能搜出什么。
Uh, Sheldon...Oh, there, well, look, there's all kinds of videos.
那個，謝爾頓...快看，搜出了好多視頻呢。
