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When I left for work this morning, she was sitting on the couch, flipping through magazines.
早晨我去上班時她就這樣窩在沙發里翻雜志。
She's 20. She's finding herself.
她才20歲，還在尋找自我。
How hard can it be? She hasn't moved.
很難找嗎？明明沒挪過一步。
Well, what were you doing at 20?
你20歲時在干嗎？
Me? I was getting a 4.0 in college.
我嗎？我上大學，考高分。
I was working 25 hours a week.
而且一周工作25小時。
I was volunteering at a suicide hotline.
我是干預自殺熱線志愿者。
Get off the couch! Do something with your life!
滾下沙發！有點出息！
Was it an assisted suicide hotline?
是鼓勵自殺的熱線嗎？
Your father's home...from work.
你爹下班回來了。
Already? Must be nice.
這么快一定很順利。
Daddy, my doll won't stop crying.
爸爸，娃娃一直哭。
Oh, honey, did you try the "Off" switch?
乖寶，按"停"試試？
Of course I tried the "Off" switch!
當然試過了！
Lily!
Lily！
Sorry I snapped.
抱歉我失態了。
She's been like this all day.
她都哭了一整天了。
There you go.
完事了。
That never worked on you.
這招對你從來都不管用。
So, good news.
好消息。
Anne Gibbs actually wants to do a news segment on me!
Anne Gibbs想給我做一條新聞！
What? ! Great news, Cam.
真的是......太棒了，Cam。
Isn't that exciting?
激動死了。
They're gonna send a whole team Friday, follow me around with a camera crew, then interview me at the homecoming games.
周五會派來整個攝制組攝像人員一直跟拍我，在返校比賽的時候采訪我。
So listen, I kinda have a big favor to ask.
我想請你幫我個大忙。
Uh, w-okay.
好吧。
Traditionally, the varsity coach and his wife cook a big pancake breakfast for the football team for homecoming.
按傳統代表隊教練將跟他老婆一起為參賽的橄欖球隊做一頓煎餅早餐。
I do not like where this is going.
我有一種不祥的預感。
Well, let me finish.
聽我說完。
Okay, continue.
繼續。
How would you feel if you and I cooked a big pancake breakfast for the varsity football team?
我想聽一下你的意見，咱倆一起為代表隊做煎餅早餐怎么樣呢？
Did you think that that was a twist?
這跟剛才說的有任何區別嗎？
Mitchell, please.
Mitchell 求你了。
No! No, unless you can convince Tom Brady to spend the night, I am not making breakfast for any football players.
不去！除非你能邀請Tom Brady來吃晚餐，不然我才不給隊員做早餐呢。
He -- he is a football player, right?
他是耍橄欖球的吧？
Yes. It's the perfect reference.
是，你這個梗用的好。
But, Mitchell, this is important.
Mitchell 這是個大事。
So is my job. I have closing arguments on Friday.
我工作也是大事，周五要做結案陳詞。
