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You really think it's appropriate to be strapping your teenage daughter to a gurney?
你覺得這樣真的合適嗎？居然把你閨女綁在推床上！
If we win, it is.
要是我們贏了，那就合適。
I may have to take a pee break soon.
我等會要上廁所。
Ooh. Here. Use this bedpan. I'm kidding. That's gross. I put candy in it. Here.
用這個便盆吧。我開玩笑的，惡心死了。里面放的是糖。
Luke. Luke!
Luke. Luke！
I think I fell asleep. This thing is like a Temple Grandin hug.
我剛才睡著了吧。這玩意跟綁自閉癥患者一樣。
Haley, sweetie, uh, gown's on backwards.
Haley 袍子穿反了。
Oh, no. It's cuter this way. Sexy people go crazy, too, you know. Read a People magazine.
這樣好些。性感的人也可以變瘋子的。我看人物雜志上這么講的。
Phil. You're not even gonna try on your doctor costume?
Phil。你都不試試醫生裝嗎？
Nope.
才不。
But we're gonna win. Doesn't that make you happy?
我們會贏的。那你還不開心嗎？
Do I look happy? You got a problem, lady.
我開心嗎？你這人很有問題。
This obsessive need to be dark and scary...you can't even stop yourself.
對陰暗和恐懼過于執迷...越陷越深，欲罷不能。
I can stop whenever I want.
我想停就停。
Well, I'm not getting sucked in. I'm having the Halloween that I wanted.
我不摻和你那一套。我要過我理想中的萬圣節。
What is all this? Is this supposed to be funny?
這是怎么回事？你們是在搞笑嗎？
No, it's supposed to be scary.
這是嚇人主題。
No, it's supposed to be awesome.
才不是，我們是給力主題。
You know, I could tell that you guys didn't love us moving in next door.
我看的出來你們不喜歡我們。
Maybe 'cause Ronnie deals pot or maybe 'cause of my confederate-flag bikini.
因為Ronnie是賣藥的，也因為我穿著聯邦黨黨旗的比基尼。
I don't know, but...but I thought we were becomin' friends.
不知道，但是 ...我以為咱們能做朋友呢。
I was gonna propose a joint Thanksgiving, but...this is really low.
我還說要一起過感恩節呢，但...真是太卑鄙了。
No, honey, it's okay.
寶貝，沒關系的。
No, it's not okay, Ronnie! It's rude and it's cruel!
Ronnie 有關系！他們又沒禮貌，又無情！
I wish we had our old house so we could drive it away as far as possible!
真希望之前的家還在，我們就可以直接走人了！
Oh, my goodness. What was that?
天啊，這是怎么回事？
Amber gets touchy about this stuff. Uh, she...she spent six months in a cuckoo farm in Nevada.
Amber對這些東西很敏感。她...她在內華達的精神病院待了半年。
I'm sorry. She gets mad when I say that. It was in Utah.
抱歉，我一提起這事她就生氣。當初我們住在猶他州。
Oh, my God.
天啊。
We...we had no idea. I swear.
我們事前不知道，我發誓。
I-it's cool. I'll just...Give her a box of Cap'n Crunch and set her in front of the fish tank. That seems to calm her down.
沒事的。給她一盒零食就好，讓她在魚缸前坐一會。她這樣能冷靜下來。
Okay. - Okay.
好的。- 好的。
