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When I was sick, not one person called to see if I was okay, and I don't know why.
我難受時(shí)，沒有人打電話過來問候我，我不知道為什么。
People used to hate me because I was butt.
人們以前恨我因?yàn)槲页蟆?/div>
Butt-ugly...aesthetically challenged.
丑，不美觀。
But I'm not butt anymore.
但現(xiàn)在我不丑了。
Eliza, I'm sure you're aware it is possible to be beautiful on the outside and still...butt on the inside.
伊莉莎，你肯定知道人是有可能外表美麗但是內(nèi)心丑惡的。
Like Gwyneth Paltrow.
比如格溫妮絲·帕特洛。
Okay, you need to go.
好吧，你還是走吧。
What? No. No, please.
什么？別，別啊，拜托。
Look, I know. I know you don't like me.
我知道你不喜歡我。
But if you don't like me, then just change me. Just change me.
但如果你不喜歡我，那就改造我吧。改造我吧。
I don't like you.
我的確不喜歡你。
But I can change you.
但我可以改造你。
Okay, please tell me you're not actually considering this.
別告訴我你想來真的。
If we change your packaging...
如果給你改換包裝 ...
Her "Packaging"?
她的“包裝”？
Alter her formula.
更改配方 ...
She's not a pharmaceutical product.
她又不是藥品。
And yet, the same principles apply.
但同樣的原則也適用。
If we just...if we soften her palette, improve her...taste, expand her market,
讓她變得清新淡雅，提升品位，拓展市場，
I can transform this...vapid...despised social-media-obsessed narcissist into a valued and respected woman of stature.
我可以把一個(gè)討厭無趣的社交控自戀狂改造成高貴優(yōu)雅的窈窕淑女。
Like Linda.
就像琳達(dá)一樣。
Like Linda.
就像琳達(dá)一樣。
Only prettier.
只不過要比她好看。
The next day, we got right to work.
第二天，我們直接開工。
I'll need your implicit trust.
你需要贏取信任。
That means you do anything and everything I say, even if it seems unorthodox.
也就是說不論我怎么說你都得照做，即使有些聽起來不太正統(tǒng)。
Totally, just no backdoor stuff.
沒問題，別搞后面就行。
Okay, that...that's...come here.
好吧，過來。
That's another thing...you mustn't misinterpret my professional interest as romantic interest because,
那是另外一回事，你肯定是誤把我對你的專業(yè)興趣當(dāng)成了浪漫性趣，
I assure you, there isn't any.
我告訴你，我對你沒性趣。
Oh, got it. Got it.
明白了。
We're just friends.
我們只是朋友而已。
We're not...we're not friends.
我們不是朋友。
And it's important to me that you acknowledge that.
而且你要承認(rèn)這點(diǎn)，這對我很重要。
Fine. We're not friends, and you're a gay dude.
好，我們不是朋友，你是個(gè)基佬。
I am not a gay dude.
我不是基佬。
