No, no, no, don't mention the unsolved ones.
不行不行 沒解決的別往上寫
People want to know you're human.
大家想看你人性的一面
Why?
為什么?
Because they're interested.
因為他們感興趣
No, they're not.
才不呢,
Why are they?
他們憑什么感興趣?
Hmm, look at that.
嗯 你看這個
1895
一八九五
Sorry, what?
抱歉 什么?
I reset that counter last night.
我昨晚重置了計數器
This blog has had nearly 2000 hits in the last eight hours.
過去八小時這個博客有近兩千點擊量
This is your living, Sherlock,
這才是你的生活 夏洛克
not 240 different types of tobacco ash.
不是240種不同的煙灰
243.
243種
So what's this one?
這個案子叫什么?
Belly Button Murders?
"肚臍眼謀殺"?
The Navel Treatment?
"臍部治療案"
There's a lot of press outside, guys.
外面擠滿記者了 伙計們
Well, they won't be interested in us.
反正不是沖我們來的
Yeah, that was before you were an internet phenomenon.
嗯 那是你成為網絡紅人之前了
A couple of them specifically wanted photographs of you two.
還有兩個專程來拍照的 你們倆合影
God's sake!
老天吶
John.
約翰
Hmm?
嗯?
Cover your face and walk fast.
遮住臉 快點走
Still, it's good for the public image,
畢竟有助于提升公眾形象啊
big case like this.
辦這種大案
I'm a private detective,
我是個私家偵探
the last thing I need is a public image.
我最不需要的莫過于公眾形象
Hello.
喂
I think it's time, don't you?
我覺得時候到了 你說呢?
Oh, dear!
哎喲 天啊
Thumbs!?
大拇指?