So how does this work?要做些什么?Do we flip through a catalog or something.有目錄什么的給我們看看嗎?I wish it was that easy.我也希望能那么簡單。You have to understand, for every baby there are ten couples who want I 請你們理解，對于一個孩子來說平均有十對家長想要領養。You don't choose your child.所以不是你選孩子。The birth mother chooses you.而是孩子的生母挑選你們。Really.是嘛。So what do you think our chances are?那你覺得我們的機會有多大?We will do anything that we need to do.要我們做什么都可以。Well, your typical birth mother is usually a young girl.孩子的生母通常都是年輕女性。and she'll just wanna make sure you're quality people.她想把孩子托付給可以信賴的家庭。Now to show her that you'll be putting together a parent portfolio.為了贏取她的信任就必須表現出你們會盡到家長的職責。What's that?什么意思?Family pictures, character references that kind of stuff.像全家福，性格魅力...諸如此類。So, um, we're auditioning to be parents?也就是要面試我們咯?I guess you could say that.可以這么說。So just to be clear,那么簡單地說，some slutty cheer leader gets knocked up bythe soccer coach behind the local Gas 'N’ Gulp,就因為某個淫蕩的啦啦隊長被足球教練搞大了肚子and she is going to make sure we're quality people.她就有資格跑來面試我們？You don't need to answer that.這個問題不用回答了。