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Hi. I need an operation on my spleen
嗨，我要做脾手術(shù)。
and I just found out I don’t have medical insurance. Is there anyone I can sue?
可我剛剛發(fā)現(xiàn)，我沒有醫(yī)療保險，有什么我可以起訴的人嗎？
After the embezzlement,
自從我的保險金被貪污之后，
Lonnie let the policy lapse and now he’s in jail and I’m going to die.
Lonnie垮臺了，現(xiàn)在他坐牢了，我要死了。
Suzy, you’re not going to die. I’ll get into it with the insurance company.
Susie，你不會死的，我會去找保險公司。
No, there isn’t time for you to deal with the red tape.
不，現(xiàn)在沒有時間去繁文縟節(jié)了。
My spleen is going to go careening into my heart. I need that operation now!
我的脾已經(jīng)刺激到我的心臟，我得馬上就動手術(shù)。
Yeah, I’d loan you the money myself,
我本來可以自己借錢給你。
but Edie and I just plopped down our savings on a ski condo.
可Eddie和我已經(jīng)把積蓄都花在房子上了。
I don’t need a loan. I need coverage.
我不需要借錢，我需要保險。
I mean, what if there are complications?
如果要是有并發(fā)癥可怎么辦？
I don’t have a safety net. Oh, please.
我連一點保障也沒有，求你了。
What in the hell are you doing?
你到底在干嗎？
I’m saying a little prayer.
我在祈禱。
Oh for puke’s sake.
啊，看在嘔吐的份上。
Well, what? I’m desperate here. Do you have any other ideas?
怎么？我已經(jīng)走投無路了，你還有其他辦法嗎？
As a matter of fact, I do.What you need is a husband.
其實，我有辦法。你需要的是個丈夫。
What?
什么？
The only way to get a good health plan is to marry into one.
獲得健康唯一辦法，就是嫁人。
Edie, come on.
Eddie，拜托。
No, no. I think she’s onto something.
別，我覺得她說得有道理。
Yeah, if we find a guy with the right plan,
如果我們找到了合適人選。
you could have a sham wedding on a Mondaynight and be fully covered Tuesday morning.
你就可以周一結(jié)婚，周二就有醫(yī)保了。
I can’t believe you are actually considering this.
不敢相信，你還真的會考慮這個辦法。
The surgeon is slicing me open a week from tomorrow.
還有，一周我就要開刀了。
What other choice do I have?
還能有什么辦法？
All we have to do is find a guy who is willing to marry you.
只要找到一個愿意娶你的人就行。
You know, come to think of it, a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all.
仔細想想，也許祈禱并不是個壞主意。
