評論
打印
How do you make sure you've deleted something after you read it?
你如何確保看過某東西之后 刪除瀏覽痕跡
Sorry, Jay. It was an accident.
抱歉 杰 純屬意外
You know, I'm beginning to think you don't like Barkley that much.
我現在覺得你不怎么喜歡巴克利
I mean, first you hide him in the guest room, and now this.
你先是把他藏在客房 現在又來這么一出
It's ridiculous. I didn't mean to hurt it.
太荒謬了 我根本不是有意傷害它的
First of all, let's cut the "It"s. He is a he.
首先 請別再用"它"了 是"他"
And you can pretend to be innocent all you want,
你可以繼續堂而皇之地裝無辜
but action speaks louder than words.
但事實勝于雄辯
Yeah. They can be very revealing.
是啊 事實可以反映很多事
What are you trying to say?
你想說什么
Nothing. But you have to admit
沒什么 但你必須承認
that the dog butler is a little ridiculous.
狗頭管家有點可笑
You know what else I think is ridiculous?
你知道我覺得什么很可笑嗎
That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.
你在我們床上堆起來的枕頭山
I feel like I'm working on a loading dock
我覺得我就像個碼頭工人
just trying to get under the covers.
辛辛苦苦就為了能鉆進被子底下
They're pretty. - They're a damn nuisance.
那很漂亮 -那很令人討厭
Okay, forgive me for trying to make our home beautiful.
好吧 原諒我想要讓我們家顯得漂亮
You know, if I can put up with those,
如果我可以忍受那些枕頭
you can put up with a piece of art.
你也該忍受一件藝術作品
This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast.
這才不是藝術 只是人與獸的邪惡組合
But, fine, if you love it so much, put it wherever you want.
行 如果你那么愛它 隨你放哪兒吧
Thank you. Where you going? To get some more pillows?
謝謝 你要去哪兒 去買更多的枕頭嗎
No, don't worry. It'll be a long
不 別擔心 很長時間內
time before I bother you again with my pillows.
我的枕頭都不會去煩你了
