評論
打印
Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house.
好吧 我查看了家里的其他電腦
I didn't find any more porn.
沒發(fā)現(xiàn)更多的色情內(nèi)容
That was hardly porn.
那根本算不上色情
It was a topless woman on a tractor.
只是個沒穿上衣的女人坐在拖拉機上
You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.
你知道那在歐洲叫什么嗎 谷物廣告
I should go talk to him. Honey,
我要去找他談?wù)? 親愛的
honey, honey. I got this. I got this.
親愛的 交給我吧 交給我吧
No, no, no, no. I got this. I got this.
不不不 交給我吧 讓我來吧
I was his age once.
我也曾經(jīng)歷他這樣的年紀
Breasts are like these scary, mystical things...
乳房就像是可怕而又神秘的東西
that he's drawn to like Frodo to Mordor.
他被誘惑了 就像弗羅多被魔多誘惑一樣
Okay, I'm definitely going- No, no, no, no, no.
看來我是非去不可了 不不不
Boys don't want their moms talking to 'em about sex...
男孩子們不希望媽媽和他們談?wù)撔?/div>
any more than girls want their dads talking to 'em about periods,
就像女孩們不希望父親和她們談月經(jīng)
bras and girdles and all that stuff.
胸罩 緊身褡之類的
You do know that women stopped wearing girdles, like, 30 years ago?
你知道女人30年前就不穿緊身褡了吧
Honey, I know, I know.
親愛的 我知道 我知道
That-That-That is exactly the kind of sexual revolution...
那是一場性革命
that our son is going through right now.
跟我們家兒子正經(jīng)歷的情況是一樣的
So, just- Let's just- just trust it.
所以 你要對我有信心
Fix that step. Just know,
記得修樓梯 你要知道
I will handle this, okay?
我會處理好的 好嗎
