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Who's next?
下個是誰?
All right.
好的
Oh,look at this big guy!
噢 看看這壯小子
Oh! There you go!
噢 真不錯
Now,what would you like Santa to get you for Christmas?
你想讓圣誕老人送給你什么圣誕禮物?
I want an Easy Bake oven.
我想要個簡易烤箱玩具
An electric train set.
一個電動火車
I would like Hot Wheels.
我想要車模
A puppy.
一條小狗
Eyesight?
視力?
Hmm. That sounds expensive.
恩 那聽起來很貴啊
Do you know how much a puppy costs?
你知道小狗值多少錢嗎?
Does that come with a easy-to-pay gas bill?
知道烤箱會跟煤氣費帳單一起來嗎?
Do you know they cost as much as a real car?
你知道他們和真車一樣貴嗎?
Now,how you going to pay for this eyesight?
你該怎樣付你的視力費呢?
Do you really want your parents to work themselves to the bone
你真的想讓你父母忙的死去活來
just to get you a train set
只是為你買一個
you're going to quit playing with after a week?
你1周就會玩厭了的火車模型??
What if this puppy grows up,
如果這些小狗長大后
gets rabies,bites somebody...?
得了狂犬病 咬傷人怎么辦?
And you ain't going to be satisfied with just one Hot Wheel.
你將不會滿足于僅僅只有一個車模
No,you going to want the whole collection of 'em.
不 你會想要全套的車模
Can you afford a lawsuit?
你打得起官司嗎?
Do you really want your daddy to take out a loan,
你真的想讓你老爸去貸款
just so you can get some Hot Wheels?
就為了給你買車模?
You going to bankrupt your whole family
你想讓你全家破產
just so you can get a puppy?
就為了給你買只小狗？
If you're good,
如果你是好孩子
Santa will send you a train token,
圣誕老人會給你個火車票
and you can take the subway downtown and get a job for Christmas.
你可以坐著地鐵去找個工作來慶祝圣誕節
Mommy!
老媽!
Merry Christmas.
圣誕快樂
Black Santa Claus caused more tears than the Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
圣誕黑老頭帶來的淚水 比坦帕灣魔鬼魚隊的還多 (坦帕灣魔鬼魚隊 美國職業棒球聯賽隊之一)
Remember what I told you.
記住我告訴你的
Chris,you okay? Chris
你還好吧?
Yeah. It's just 'cause this costume is really hot.
恩 這衣服穿起來很熱
I'm starting to feel dizzy.
我有點頭暈了
Julius,we got a problem.
Julius 我們遇到個麻煩
You mean besides the fact that you got a black Santa
除了讓黑人在白人的
working in a white department store called Goldstein's?
Goldstein商城里扮圣誕老人之外?
What's wrong?
什么事?
You're not presenting the image of Christmas
你沒能演出我們努力在Goldstein營造的
that we're trying to promote, here at Goldstein's.
圣誕老人的形象
Image? What kind of image?
形象? 什么樣的形象?
You're Santa Claus.
你是圣誕老人
You're not supposed to make the children cry.
你不該把孩子們弄哭
These kids need to learn the truth about life.
這些孩子需要認識到生活的真相
Uh... Dad?
老爸?
Not now,Chris.
待會 Chris
I'm sorry,uh...
對不起
I just don't feel like Goldstein's is the right fit for you.
我覺得你不適合在Goldstein工作
Dad,I really don't feel that well.
老爸 我感覺很難受
You're firing me at Christmastime?
你要在圣誕節期間炒了我?
That's the only time you can fire Santa.
那可是炒圣誕老人的唯一機會
Yes.
對
Fine.
好吧
Chris,come on. Chris
我們走
Chris!
Chris!
I don't know if he was more concerned
我不知道他更關心的是我失去意識
because I lost consciousness
還是我這半天的薪水
to the hospital.
這廂出了超市 那廂就進了醫院
Walking pneumonia?
流行肺炎?
That doesn't sound that bad.
聽起來也不是什么大病
Well,it started as walking pneumonia.
剛開始是流行肺炎
Now,is this correct? The boy has two jobs?
這孩子有2份工作 對不對?
Well... yeah,I mean...
呃 恩 ...
Well,that's the problem. He needs some rest.
那就是問題的所在 他需要休息
Well,what should we do when we get him home?
那我們帶他回家后應該做些什么?
Well,you should pick up the phone,call an ambulance,
你該打個電話叫救護車
and get them to bring him back over here.
然后讓他們把他再送回這里
He's got a fever of 103,he overdosed on cough syrup,
他燒到103度(華氏) 還服了過量的止咳糖漿
and he's delirious.
還神智不清
Delirious? Yes.
神智不清? 恩
He keeps mumbling something about getting the president out of layaway.
他不停地說胡話 要把禮物從layaway取回來什么的
I'll be back to check on him.
我過會再來看他
Baby,well,you get some rest,okay?
寶貝 好好休息 好嗎?
Mommy's going to come back and check on you later. Okay?
媽媽待會再來看你
All right,man...
加油 孩子
Whoa! That's my 72 cents worth of sandwich!
哇 那是我的值72美分的三明治
He ain't going to eat it. Put it back...
他吃不了 放回去...
He's delirious. Put it back!
他神智不清 放回去!
When they found out I was in the hospital,
Tonya和Drew知道我住院了
Tonya and Drew were devastated.
都變得無精打采
Chris got sick Now we can't get anything for Christmas.
Chris現在病了 我們一丁點圣誕禮物也得不到了
Man,we were good for nothing.
虧我們這么賣力表現了
No,you were good because you were supposed to be good.
你們表現好本來就是應該的
I mean,what if there were no Christmas?
如果沒有圣誕又如何?
Would you be running around here starting forest fires?
你們會跑到外面的森林里點把火嗎?
No. No.
不會 不會
We can't even have one gift?
一個禮物我們也沒有嗎?
You live your whole life here for free.
你在這里生活都是免費的
Tonya,you get gifts every day.
Tonya 你每天都會得到禮物
Food is a gift.
食物是禮物
The heat is a gift.
暖氣也是禮物
Your shoes are a gift.
你的鞋子是禮物
This house is a gift.
這房子是禮物
Those frames on the walls are a gift.
墻上的相框是禮物
The magazines are a gift.
雜志是禮物
That ashtray is a gift.
煙灰缸是禮物
This lampshade is a gift.
燈罩是禮物
That chair is a gift.
椅子是禮物
This pillow is a gift.
枕頭是禮物
The remote control is a gift.
遙控器是禮物
The TV is a gift.
電視也是是禮物
This carpet is a gift.
地毯是禮物
The pink carpet in your room is a gift.
你房里的粉色地毯也是禮物
Being able to cut out of this scene is a gift.
把這段畫面刪掉也是個禮物
Merry Christmas.
圣誕快樂
Hey,what's wrong with you?
嗨 你得了什么病?
What?!
什么?!
Hey,who are you?
嘿 你是誰?
I'm Kris.
我是Kris
I'm Chris.
我也是Chris.
Wow. What a small world,huh?
世界真小啊
So what happened to you?
你怎么了?
Well,I don't really know.
我也不太清楚
Last thing I remember,
我記得的最后一件事
I was in Goldstein's dressed as an elf.
是在Goldstein里扮演精靈
Next thing I know,I'm in here.
我醒來就到了這里
Hey,that makes you one of Santa's helpers,huh?
那你不是圣誕老人的助手嗎?
Yeah. My dad was working as Santa,
恩 我老爸就是扮圣誕老人的
but he got fired.
但是被炒了
Oh,that's too bad. Sorry.
真糟糕 對不起
But it really could be a lot worse.
但是還好不是更糟的
And how's that?
那是?
He could be me.
比如我
I have rheumatoid arthritis.
我得了風濕關節炎
I had a really nasty flareup.
也有很嚴重的老年暴躁癥
Cold weather really kills me.
寒冷的天氣會要了我的命
But,you know,stuff happens in life,you know.
但是你要知道 生活中會發生很多事
