Oh hey, psychic lady! -Oh hi.So I've been looking around all day for the love of my life.
噢 嘿 巫師女士 -噢 嗨!我找了一整天的真愛(ài)
And I haven't found him yet. So when's that gonna happen?
但我還沒(méi)找到他 我想問(wèn)問(wèn)什么時(shí)候能找到
Oh gosh, I don't know.
哦,天啊 我也不知道
Psychic prediction is not an exact science.
預(yù)言并不是什么精密科學(xué)
Ha! It's not a science at all.
哈 根本就不能算做科學(xué)
Right. Can I at least have a little more info?
好吧 那能稍微給我點(diǎn)信息嗎?
Like is he hot or not?
比如他性不性感
Not that it matters, but please say "hot."
也不是很重要了 但最好說(shuō)“性感”
All I can tell you is keep your eyes open.
我只能告訴你的就是 睜大你的雙眼
Okay. Well, they're open.
好的 睜著呢
And they're starting to see that this is a bunch of...
他們開(kāi)始去看那一群
I'm Teddy.
我叫泰迪
I'm Brandon.
我叫布蘭登
Wow. So I guess it's true.
哇,我猜這真的成真了
What's true?
什么成真了
Well, you... I mean, us.
那個(gè), 你,我是說(shuō),我們
I mean, I didn't believe it,
我以為都是瞎說(shuō)的
but then I had two left boots,Which aren't actually feet,but they're where feet go in.
然后我?guī)?lái)了兩只左腳的靴子,其實(shí)也不能說(shuō)是腳,但當(dāng)你需要什么東西去散步時(shí)
When you need something to walk in.
你的確可以把腳伸進(jìn)去
So in a sense, they're feet.
所以從某種程度上來(lái)說(shuō) 他們是腳
What? -Okay okay,
說(shuō)啥呢 -好了 好了
I probably sound a little bit crazy right now.
我現(xiàn)在看起來(lái)可能有點(diǎn)瘋狂
But you would too if a psychic told you there was a bear in your room,Which there was... sort of.
但當(dāng)一個(gè)巫師告訴你,你的房間里有只熊,而且真的有。某種程度上你也會(huì)發(fā)瘋的
Oh, and in my room, not in your room.I don't know anything about your room.
噢 ,記住是在我的房間里,不是你的。我不知道你房間里有什么
I'm gonna go now.
我要先走了
I'm not crazy.Seriously, I'm not crazy!
我不是瘋子。真的,我不是瘋子!