Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can't just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You're gonna get peep eye!
羅斯,別再看了!你不能在哪里瞄上三小時,你會得偷窺眼的
I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she'd say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
我就知道,我就知道她喜歡他,她一直否認,結果呢?我們才剛分手,她就變卦了
You didn't just break up.
你們沒有“才剛分手”
Hey, it's been like three weeks!
嘿~才三個星期
You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!
你不到三小時就跟別人上床了,連子彈都沒這么快
Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, I'm gonna kill myself, I swear. I can't, I can't watch this.Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, she's going in.
他們回來了...哦,我發誓,要是她跟他吻別,我會自殺的。我看不下去了。約會該結束了!該結束了!沒事,她要進去了
Okay.
哦
She's going in. Wait! He's going in! He's going in!! The door's closed! I, I can't see anything but the door closed!!
她要進去了,等等!他也要進去了!他進去了!門關了,門關著我什么都看不到
And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
門的發明者可以安息了
Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have, I have to stop it!
我得想辦法阻止
Stop what?!
阻止什么?!
I don't know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. I'll go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
我不知道!但只要我過去就是了,我要過去借東西..果汁!我要果汁!
No!! You can't!!
不行!
Look, they must be stopped!
一定要阻止他們
I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!!You are surprisingly strong!
我是你的朋友,我不會讓你這么做的,你還真強壯
I need juice! People need juice!!
我要喝果汁!人都要喝果汁!
Look man!
看啊,伙計
People need juice!
人都要喝果汁
Listen to me!!
聽我說
Juice, I need...
果汁!我要喝...
She's moving on! Okay, if it's not this guy, it's gonna be somebody else! And unless you're thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man?It's over.
她往前走了,就算不是他,也會有別人。除非你打算租下這個窺孔,否則你就得面對分手的事實。好么?結束了
Yeah, okay.
好吧
Okay.
好
It's just I miss her so much.
我真的很想她
I know.
我知道