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Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper's a little faded, that's okay. Carpet's a little loose. Hardwood floors!!
你們看！壁紙有點褪色，沒關系。地毯有點翹起來，硬木地板?
Hey!
嘿
Hello.
哈羅。
Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It's so beautiful.
莫妮卡，太漂亮了！
I know!!!
我知道
So, I'm here, ready to play.
我要來玩了
Okay.
好的
I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha.
我帶了一堆東西來，看喔
What's this?
這是什么?
That's a dog, every house should have a dog.
狗狗，每棟房子都應該有狗
Not one that can pee on the roof.
不能大到可以在屋頂上撒尿
Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
也許是因為房子蓋在輻射廢料掩埋地上
And is this in case the house sneezes?
這是房子打噴嚏用的?
No, no, that's the ghost for the attic.
不是，那是閣樓里的鬼
I don't want a ghost.
我不要鬼
Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.
誰都不想鬧鬼，但是這里鬧鬼，因為房子蓋在印地安古墳場上
Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
慢著，這棟房子蓋在輻射廢料和印地安古墳場上?那是不可能的
Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.
顯然你太不了解美國政府了
