評論
打印
Didn't it look like that spear was going to go right through your skull?
那支長矛逼真得 就像要直接穿過咱的頭啊
No.
才怪
Hey, you didn't want a Slurpee at 7-Eleven, you don't get glasses.
你不買7-11的Slurpee[飲料名] 就沒眼鏡戴
Oh, that will be another congratulatory call for me. Uh, mute, please.
肯定又是打給我道賀的 請靜音
Wait, wait. Hang on-- flaming arrow.
等等 火焰箭呢
Hello? Oh, Chancellor Morton, how are you, sir? Yes, I was expecting your call. Three years ago. I see. Wait. What happens if I choose not to give a speech?
喂 莫頓校長 你好 對 我在等你的電話 三年前就開始了 我明白 等等 如果我不想做演講呢
Uh-huh. And if I don't want to forfeit the award? Well, you've got that tied up in a neat little bow. All right. Thank you. Problem.
嗯 如果我不想放棄獎項呢 好 您現在是箭在弦上 不得不發 好吧 謝謝 有狀況
What?
咋了
They expect me to give a speech at the banquet. I can't give a speech.
他們要我在宴會上做演講 我不會做演講
Well, no, you're mistaken. You give speeches all the time. What you can't do is shut up.
不 你弄錯了 你一直都滔滔不絕 你是不會閉嘴
Yeah, before the movie, you did 20 minutes on why guacamole turns brown. It turned brown while you were talking.
看電影前 你說了20分鐘為啥鱷梨醬變棕色了 你說話的時候 它就變棕色了
I am perfectly comfortable speaking to small groups. I cannot speak to large crowds.
我在小群體面前能自如講話 但沒法在大群體面前演講
What, to you, is a large crowd?
你的大群體怎么定義
Any group big enough to trample me to death. General rule of thumb is 36 adults or 70 children.
大到能把我踩死的那種 按經驗估計是36個成人或70個兒童。
