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This is Stan Lee's front door. We were on Stan Lee's curb, then we were on Stan Lee's walk, and now we're at Stan Lee's front door.
這就是Stan Lee的前門我們走過了Stan Lee的家旁我們穿過了Stan Lee的小路現在到了Stan Lee的前門
Yup.
是的
Oh, Lord, you just rang Stan Lee's doorbell. At Stan Lee's house.We're about to go in and have milk and cookies with Stan Lee.
噢 上帝 你剛按了Stan Lee家的門鈴 我們在Stan Lee的家 我們將和Stan Lee一起喝牛奶吃曲奇
Okay, sweetie, I don't know if we're gonna have cookies, or he's just gonna say hi, or really what's gonna happen, so just let me talk, and we'll...
好吧 親愛的 我不知道我們會不會吃到曲奇或者他只會打個招呼 或者發生別的什么事情 所以先讓我 談談 然后我們就...
Yeah?
什么事?
Are you Stan Lee?
你是Stan Lee嗎?
Oh, damn.
噢 媽的
Hi. I'm Penny. This is my friend, Sheldon.
你好 我是Penny 這是我的朋友 Sheldon
We're not friends at the moment. Depends on how this goes.
我們現在還不算朋友 要看此事的發展
Right, right. Anyway, Sheldon here is a huge fan of yours, and he was supposed to meet you the other day at the comic book store, but he kind of ended up in jail.
好的 好的 不管怎樣 Sheldon是您的超級粉絲 他本來想 去您那天漫畫店的簽售會見您的 但是不巧蹲監獄了
I see. And you thought you'd just come over to my house uninvited?
我明白了 那你認為 你就能這樣未經邀請擅闖我家嗎?
You said we were invited.
你說了我們是被邀請的
Oh, no, no, I said I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house.
噢 不 不 我是說我邀請你 跟我一起去Stan Lee的家
You know, you fan boys are unbelievable. Do you think you can just ring my doorbell any time you want? I mean, why don't you just come on in and watch the Lakers game with me?
你們這些粉絲太不可思議了 你們認為你們能 隨時按我家門鈴嗎? 我說 你們不如直接進來 跟我一起看湖人的比賽?
Well, I'm not much of a sports fan, but thank you.
呃 我不是體育迷 但是謝謝
I'm sorry. He doesn't really understand sarcasm.
對不起 他不太明白什么是諷刺
Well, I'll give him something he'll understand. Joanie, call the police!
呃 我會讓他了解些事的 Joanie 叫警察!
Nice to meet you.
很高興見到你
Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Invincible Iron Man, Happy Hogan, Curt Connors...
神奇四俠 夜魔俠 無敵鋼鐵俠 Happy Hogan(鋼鐵俠人物) Curt Connors(蜘蛛俠人物)...
Would you just let it go?
你能不能歇了?
And worst of all, Fin Fang Foom.
還有個最差的 Fin Fang Foom(鋼鐵俠中巨龍)
Hey, where've you been?
嘿 你去哪兒了?
I'll tell you where I've been. You boys may have had gelato with Stan Lee and gotten autographed comics, but I saw the inside of his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
我來告訴你們我去哪兒了 你們也許是和Stan Lee一起吃了意式冰淇淋 拿到了親筆簽名的漫畫書 但是我看到了他家的內部結構 拿到親筆簽名的申請禁制令
Sweet.
真棒
Plus, I get to hang out with him again at the hearing. This is going to look great hanging next to my restraining order from Leonard Nimoy.
還有 我還會跟他在聽證會上聚一聚 把這個掛在Leonard Nimoy的禁令旁邊 肯定看起來會很棒
