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Here's Spock's head with no body.
這是Spock的頭(星際迷航人物) 但沒身子
Here's Mr. T's body with no head.
這是T先生的身子(天龍特工隊人物) 但沒頭
Oh, yeah, here's Spock's body with Mr. T's head.
哦 這是T先生的頭連著Spock的身子
I pity the fool who's illogical.
我可憐這個沒邏輯的傻瓜
Okay, I'm just gonna go home
好啦 我要回家了
and make a grilled cheese and windowshop on eHarmony.
做個烤芝士 然后在eHarmony網上交友
Okay, bye.
好吧 再見
Ooh, look, an Indiana Jones connectthedots.
哦 快看 印第安納·瓊斯的兒童連點書
And an Aquaman action figure.
還有超級英雄潛水俠的玩具
Looks like someone drew a penis on him.
看起來像是有人在上面了一個小JJ
Ooh, that'll come off.
哦 馬上就沒了
You see what you're doing?
你知道你在干啥嗎?
Stop that.
快別做了
Fascinating.
有意思
What?
什么?
It appears to be a Lord of the Rings ring.
我這兒有"指環王"里的至尊戒
Oh. It's even got the Elvish engraving on it.
哦 上面還刻著精靈語
It's not Elvish.
這不是精靈語
It's the language of Mordor written in Elvish script.
是用精靈語字母寫的魔多語
"One Ring to rule them all."
至尊戒 馭眾戒
"One Ring to find them."
至尊戒 尋眾戒
"One Ring to bring them all."
魔戒至尊引眾戒
"And in the darkness bind them."
禁錮眾戒黑暗中 魔多妖境暗影伏
Holy crap, are we nerdy.
額滴神吶 我們真白癡
