First of all, it would be really cool to see Haley that fat.
首先 看海莉懷孕變胖還蠻爽的
And how awesome would it be
更酷的是
to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew.
多了個假弟弟 實際上是我親外甥
Haley is not getting pregnant.
海莉才不會懷孕
Just saying "If." I know.
我只是說假如 我知道
And I know you like to make trouble for your sister,
我知道你喜歡找你姐的茬兒
but it's not gonna work this time.
不過這次不管用了
You know why? 'Cause your sister's a good girl.
知道為啥嗎 因為你姐是個好女孩
I know. I was just like her when I was-
我明白 因為她和我當(dāng)年一模一...
I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this.
要知道 我也不想這么做
But this is an important lesson that you're learning.
可你得吸取這個教訓(xùn)
So, soak it. Keep it.
所以 記好了 記住了
You're too close. It's gonna hurt.
你站太近了 這樣會很疼的
It's supposed to hurt.
就是要你疼
And why are you smiling? I'm- What?
你干嘛賤賤地笑 我笑了嗎
Oh, forget it. I can't do this.
算了 我下不了手
The point is you're scared. I think you've learned your lesson.
就是要讓你害怕 你已經(jīng)學(xué)到教訓(xùn)了
Mom! What are you doing?
媽 你干什么啊
Oh, hey! I was just, um, dropping off some laundry.
我是來放洗好的衣服
Is this a bad time? Yeah.
打擾到你們了嗎 當(dāng)然
Oh. Okay.
那我走好了