I'd love to go on a date with you. I'll be back at the shop in 5 minutes.
我很愿意與你出去約會 我會在五分鐘后回店里去
Yo, everybody, it's ten minutes until midnight!
嘿,各位,再十分鐘就到午夜了!
Hey, guys, it's almost midnight!
嘿,各位,幾乎是午夜了!
Cal says you like wine?
凱爾說?喜歡葡萄酒,是嗎?
Do you have any Zinfandel?
你有馨芳葡萄酒嗎?
Same thing.
相同的東西
A spritzer.
噢,泡沫酒
Yummy.
好喝
You're so inventive.
你真有創意
So anyway, my sister, not the bipolar one, the other one...
總之,我妹妹 不是有躁郁癥的那個,是另一個…
- Hi. - I'm seeing someone.
- 嗨 - 我正在和某人交往
Boy, that's great.
哎喲,那很好啊
Yeah, but it's new.
是的,但這是是個新的
Do you have any love advice for me?
有任何愛情建嗎?
Mom, I don't think you want advice from me.
媽媽,不會想要我的建議的
Shut up, it's time!
大家安靜,時間到了!
Five, four, three, two, one!
5,4,3,2,1!
Happy New Year!
新年快樂!
My eyes are bleeding!
我的眼睛在出血了!
Mom!
媽媽!
You're dating John?
在和約翰約會嗎?
Yeah, he's ten years younger than me.
是的,他還比我年輕十歲呢
I'm a cougar!
我是一只美洲獅!
And I'm a young buck!
我還是個年輕的饒舌歌手呢!
- I forgot. - Okay.
- 我忘記了 - 好的
I made you...
我為你做了…
a scrapbook of your life.
一本你的生活剪貼簿
I askjeeved, googled...
我用askjeev,google…
and classmates. Commed you and...
還有同學. Com搜尋你…
there is a whole page of collage of your lips.
這里收集了一整頁你的唇印
I love it!
我喜歡它!
You're adorable.
真討人喜愛
And I got you this paperweight that magnifies your baby picture.
還有…我為?訂做了一個紙鎮 里面有?的放大嬰兒照片