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Honey, this will help.
寶貝，吃點這個，你會好受點。
So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going too fast and we have to slow down.
我追上她，然后她說…這段感情發展太快我們得放慢腳步。
Uff.
哦。
That is never good
那絕不是好事。
Then I got all needy and clingy.
于是我就變得，很空虛又很黏人。
Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
等等，或許不算太糟。你們怎么結束的？
She said she'd call me.
她說她會再打給我。
Ohh!
哦。
Oh God.
哦天啊。
Welcome to our side of the tunnel.
恭喜你到我們這一國來。
This ice cream tastes like crap by the way.
對了，這個冰淇淋味道好爛。
Yeah, well that's that lo-cal, non dairy, soy milk junk. We sort of, we save the real stuff for those really terminal cases.
因為這是低卡無乳脂豆漿制的假冰淇淋，我們把真正的留到實在無法挽留了才吃。
You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
若你一直被搞得一團糟你就要換成低脂的。
Yeah, you do.
沒錯，你得這么做。
So, you don't think I'm terminal?
你不認為我已無法挽留了？
Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.
不盡然，你并非無法挽留我們只要防止事情惡化。
Okay, okay. So, should I call her?
好，我該打電話給她嗎？
Nooo!
不。
This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone,
這段時間很重要，一旦你發現自己的手又伸向電話，
then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
你就去買鞋子，不然就洗個泡泡浴，若你希望她回來你就得開始表現冷漠。
She has to know that your not needy.
她必須知道你不是那么需要她。
Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose.
And then act aloof.
所以你要做的就是，假裝不經意地碰到她，然后表現得很冷漠。
So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
這樣我就不會失去她了？
Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser.
甜心，你不是個弱者啊。
I said, 'So I'm not gonna lose her?'
我是說“我就不會失去她了？”
Oh.
哦。
