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Everything must be perfect.
一切都要力求完美
Tonight's the night I meet my damsel.
今晚我將會遇到我的夢中情人
It says so right here in the book.
書里就是這么說的
Princely Rule Book, Section 12: "On his 21st birthday...
“王子章程”第12節 “在他21歲生日時…”
every prince must host a ball to find a damsel...
每一位王子都要舉辦舞會選美
preferably blonde, who is either imprisoned...
必須是完美的金發美女 要么被囚禁
cursed or distressed."
要么被詛咒了，或者傷心欲絕
Great. Our downstairs neighbor, the Airhead Formerly Known As Prince.
太棒了，這就是我們樓下的鄰居 一度被稱為王子的蠢貨
There's gotta be something better on.
應該發生更好的事才對
There's Rapunzel...
長發公主蕾凡莎
single-handedly keeping the kingdom's shampoo industry in the black.
靠她一人就能讓王國的 洗發水工廠活下去
Apparently, her people have yet to master scissor technology.
顯然她未來還會進軍剪刀業
Little Red Riding Hood.
還有小紅帽
Every wolf's favorite between-meals snack.
是狼最喜歡的小點心
And then there's Rumpelstiltskin.
再來是侏儒怪
Still trying to get the baby.
一直想得到那孩子
Don't ask me why he wants a baby.
你可別要問他為什么想要孩子
Messy diapers and the drooling and the this and the
- 還有惡心的尿布，滿身的口水等等
- Can we limit the editorializing? - Munk. Mambo.
- 能不能少在哪兒高談闊論？ - 蒙克，曼波
It's time for my vacation.
我要休假去了
