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Chandler: Hello Rachel.
好呀，Rachel。
Rachel: Get off.
下來。
Phoebe: Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
你們能想像操作鉆床的我嗎？
Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?
我不知道，你穿什么？
Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?
不知道，你為何想操作鉆床？
Phoebe: Just for some shorttermwork. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients.
只是暫時的工作，直到我找回部份的按摩客戶。
Chandler: Pirates again?
又是海盜？
Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught a "massage yourself at home" workshop. And they are.
沒那回事，我是個大笨蛋，我教他們“在家自己做按摩”，于是他們就真的都在家做了。
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
嘿，Chan，她可以為你工作。
Chandler: Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
謝了，這是個好主意。
Phoebe: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
我可以，是什么工作？
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story.
我秘書這幾周無法來上班，她去動消乳手術，一言難盡的波霸故事。
Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
我可以當個秘書。
Chandler: Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
我不知你是否是這塊料，因為這份工作得要表現“正常”，白天要盡量正常。
Phoebe: I could do that.
我能辦到！
Rachel: What are you playing with?
你在玩什么？
Ross: Oh, it's my new beeper.
我的call機。
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
古生物學家要那玩意兒干嘛？
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'
恐龍緊急事件？救命啊，快來，他們還是絕種了。
Ross: No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55JIMBO.
不，是為卡蘿生產買的，她隨時可以聯絡到我，她只需撥個號碼55一JMB0。
Chandler: A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid.
這號碼真酷還能當孩子的名字。
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later.
各位回頭見了。
Rachel: Off to see young Ethan?
去見Ethan小子？
Monica: Thank you.
謝謝。
Joey: How young is young Ethan? Young?
Ethan到底有多小？很小？
Monica: He's... our age.
年紀和我們差不多。
Chandler: When we were?
當我們還是……
Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.
他是大學四年級學生。
Ross: College?
大學？
Joey: Rob that cradle.
老少配。
Monica: He is smart and mature and grownup.
他聰明，成熟，穩重。
Ross: Mature and grownup. He is a big boy.
穩重和成熟，他是個大男孩。
Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
這位小朋友不在乎你的年紀？
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Because I told him I was 22.
當然不在乎，因為我告訴他我22歲。
All: What?
什么？
Monica: Oh, I can't pass for 22?
我不像22歲？
Phoebe: Well, maybe 2526.
25，26還說得過去。
Monica: I am 26.
我今年26。
Phoebe: There you go.
這就對了。
