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Ross:Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. soothing tones! Marcel...
Celia，別擔心，別叫,它不會傷害你的,用安撫的語調說。
Celia:I can't stand this! He's got his claws in my...
我受不了了，它的爪子……
Ross:Alright...
乖……
Monica:OK, try this salmon mousse.
試試這鮭魚慕斯。
Joey:Mmmm. Good.
好吃。
Monica:Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
比其他的鮭魚慕斯好吃？
Joey:It's creamier.
它更有奶油味。
Monica:Yeah, well, is that better?
是嗎？更好？
Joey:I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, you know?
我不知道我們在談一條攪成泡沫的魚,我能不吐出來就已經不錯了。
Rachel:My God! What happened to you?
天啊，你怎么了？
Chandler:Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests...and what do I learn? "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."
8個半小時的性向測驗智力測驗，個性測驗，我了解什么？你適合在大型跨國公司資料處理部門方面發展。
Phoebe:That's so great! Cause you already know how to do that!
這太好了，因為你已知道該如何做。
Chandler:Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something.
你們能相信嗎？我不像是做那種酷工作的人嗎？我總是想像自己能做點不同的。
Rachel:Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!
Chandler，我知道你可以透過你的襯衫看自己的乳頭。
Monica:Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.
來，這個或許能讓你開心點。
Chandler:Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I would better split this with you.
5小時前我吃了一顆葡萄，所以我最好該和你平分。
Monica:It's supposed to be that small. It's a preappetizer. The French call it an amouzbouche.
它本來就應該那么叫這是前開胃菜，法國人稱它為“阿姆茲布許”。
Chandler:Well... it is amouzing...
這簡直是太神奇了。
Monica:Hello? Oh, hi Wendy! Yeah, eight o'clock. What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... OK, great. All right, I'll see you then. Bye.
Wendy，對，八點。我們不是說過嗎？每小時十塊。很好，再見了。
Phoebe:Ten dollars an hour for what?
什么每小時十塊？
Monica:Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she could help me out.
我請餐廳里的女服務生幫忙。
Rachel:Waitressing?
服務生？
Joey:Uhoh.
噢。
Monica:Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...
當然我考慮過你！但是……但是……
Rachel:But, but?
但是……
Monica:But, you see, it's just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress.
但是這一次絕對不能出錯，Wendy的經驗豐富，她是個職業的服務生。
Rachel:Oh! I see. And I have sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.
我懂了，我應該繼續保持業余的姿態，將來才能在奧運會上當服務生。
Chandler:You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. Amouzbouche?
我不想自吹自擂，但我在76年的因斯布魯克當過服務生。
