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Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's like actually some spy, working for the C.I.A. That would be cool... This blows!
這就像你某天起床突然發(fā)現(xiàn)你爸是個(gè)雙面人，就像是為中情局工作的間諜，那一定很酷，但這個(gè)很爛。
Monica: Did you think Dad cheat Mom?
你覺得爸爸欺騙過媽媽嗎？
Ross: I don’t think so. That would involve sex. I would like to think that our parents don't do that.
我沒這么想過，那一定包括性行為.我希望我們的父母沒那么做。
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? Why do they have to become people? Why do they have... Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
我懂，為何父母就不能是父母？為何他們就得成為人間男女？別再盯著我的胸部看？
Chandler: What? What?
什么？什么？
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
那一天你還看得不夠嗎？
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
我們都已是成年人，此事只有一個(gè)解決之道，既然你看過她的胸脯，你應(yīng)該讓她看你的小弟弟。
Chandler: You know, I don't see that happening.
辦不到。
Rachel: Come on, he's right. Tit for tat.
拜托，他說得對(duì)，以眼還眼。
Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my "tat."
我不會(huì)讓你看的。
Monica: Hello?
誰啊？
Phoebe: It's Phoebe.
是Phoebe。
Roger: And Rog.
還有Rog。
Monica: Come on up.
上來。
Chandler: Oh, good. Rog is here.
太好了，Rog 在這兒。
Joey: What's the matter with Rog?
Rog怎么了？
Ross: Yeah.
是啊。
Chandler: Oh, it's nothing; it's a little thing... I hate that guy.
沒什么，只是一點(diǎn)小事……我不喜歡這家伙。
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, you know? Come on, he's not that bad.
因?yàn)樗朴诜治觯褪沁@種人別這樣嘛，他沒那么糟。
Ross: You see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level, that she was a lesbian?
這就是你錯(cuò)誤的地方，如果當(dāng)初我感覺到她是女同性戀者我何必和她結(jié)婚呢？
Roger: I dunno. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.
我不知道，或許你想讓婚姻失敗。
Ross: Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?
為什么……
Roger: I don't know. Maybe maybe low selfesteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you...
我不知道，或許自信心不足，或許是彌補(bǔ)你讓你妹相形見絀的愧疚，或許……
Monica: Waitwait, go back to that sibling thing.
等等，回到妹妹的話題。
Roger: Well, I don't know.
什么？我不知道。
