Sheldon：Fifteen years old.
15歲。
Dennis Kim is 15 years old, and he's already correcting my work.
丹尼斯•金才15歲就已經能糾正我的研究成果了。
Today, I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, to...
今天，我從莫扎特一下子變成了……
You know that other guy.
那個，另一個人。
Howard：Antonio Salieri?
安東尼奧•薩利埃雷? (宮廷樂師，據稱因嫉妒而害死莫扎特)
Sheldon：Oh God, now even you're smarter than me.
天啊，現在連你也比我聰明了。
Howard：You know, Sheldon, you don't have so many friends
我說，Sheldon，你并沒有那么多朋友
That you can afford to start insulting them.
能讓你隨意侮辱。
Leonard：Just eat, Sheldon, you'll feel better.
吃點東西吧Sheldon，吃完你就會感覺好一點。
Sheldon：Why waste food?
何必再浪費食物？

In Texas, when a cow goes dry, they don't keep feeding it,
在德克薩斯，要是一頭奶牛不產奶了，他們才不會繼續喂它，
They just take her out and shoot her between the eyes.
他們會把它帶出去，對準腦門來一槍。

（不知道這是不是真的，不過即使真有這回事，恐怕也只有Sheldon這樣有才的活寶才能打出這樣的比方。）

Penny：I'm confused.
我給弄糊涂了。
Did Sheldon stop giving milk?
Sheldon不產奶了?

（好吧，Penny，你盡管嘲笑吧。待會兒你就會領教Sheldon的狠招了。他說話時從不會故意傷人，卻總能把人傷得淋漓盡致......）

Leonard：You can't let this kid get to you.
別為了這個小孩子悶悶不樂。
You always knew that someday someone would come along who was younger and smarter.
你知道總有一天會有人比你年輕比你聰明。
Sheldon：Yes, but I assumed I would've been dead hundreds of years
是，可我認為那時我已死了幾百年了。
And that there'd be an asterisk by his name because he'd be a cyborg.
asterisk：星號 cyborg：電子人，半機器人
而且他的名字后面還有個*號，注釋著他是個半機器人。
Penny：So you've got a little competition.
這么說，你有一個小競爭對手了。
I really don't see what the big deal is.
我不明白這有什么大不了的。
Sheldon：Well, of course you don't.
你當然不會明白。
You've never excelled at anything.
excel：優于，擅長
你從來沒有成為過頂尖人物。
Penny：I don't understand
我不明白…
Exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?
他最初是怎么交到朋友的？

（不光你不明白，我們大家都不明白說話殺人不見血的Sheldon最開始是怎么交到這幾個好朋友的。這幾個人在謝耳朵的炮火攻擊下居然活了下來，實屬不易。）