Sheldon：Good morning, Leonard.
早上好Leonard。
Yeah. We're gonna have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work. I bought these star wars sheets, but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep.
我們開(kāi)車去上班的路上要在陶瓷大庫(kù)房[家居專賣店]停一下，我在那里買了星戰(zhàn)床單。但躺在這上面實(shí)在是太刺激了，我根本不能安心睡覺(jué)。
I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me.
黑武士盯著我看使我很不爽。
Leonard：I'm not going to work.
我不去上班了。

Sheldon：Oh, just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up.
就算你的研究生涯這幾年里毫無(wú)建樹(shù)，那也沒(méi)必要放棄啊。

（在謝耳朵眼里，別人的研究永遠(yuǎn)都是毫無(wú)價(jià)值。就像當(dāng)初他第一次跟他們的新主任打招呼，就說(shuō)人家這輩子唯一成功的實(shí)驗(yàn)是點(diǎn)燃了自己的屁...）

Leonard：Sheldon, I was up all night using the new freeelectron laser for Xray diffraction experiment.
Sheldon我整晚都沒(méi)睡，我在用自由電子激光束做X射線散射實(shí)驗(yàn)。
Sheldon：Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
是不是激光束碰巧把你視網(wǎng)膜烤焦了。
Leonard：No.
沒(méi)。
Sheldon：Then you can drive. Let's go.
那你就能開(kāi)車了，快走。

（瞧見(jiàn)了吧。謝耳朵怎么可能真的去關(guān)心別人呢？）

Leonard：Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights and that you'd have to make other arrangements?
我不是告訴你了么，我現(xiàn)在是晚上工作，你要另外想辦法了。
Sheldon：You did.
是啊。
Leonard：And?
所以？
Sheldon：I didn't. Let's go.
可我的時(shí)間沒(méi)改。走吧。（你是真聽(tīng)不懂呢，還是真聽(tīng)不懂呢？）
Leonard：Good night, Sheldon.
晚安Sheldon。
Sheldon：But how am I going to get to work?
那我怎么去上班??？
Leonard：Take the bus.
乘公交車。
Sheldon：I can't take the bus anymore.
我再也不能乘公交車了。
They don't have seat belts, and they won't let you latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
座位上沒(méi)安全帶，而且他們不讓我用橡皮筋把自己拴在座椅上。
Leonard：You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords?
你想用橡皮筋把自己捆在座椅上？
Sheldon：I didn't try. I succeeded. But for some reason, it alarmed the other passengers and I was asked to debus.
我不是光想，我確實(shí)那么做了。但不知為什么其他乘客對(duì)此很驚慌，他們讓我滾下車。

（謝耳朵永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)在乎周圍的人怎么看自己。他可以隨心所欲地像個(gè)外星人那樣為所欲為，然后當(dāng)大家向他投來(lái)看怪物似的眼光時(shí)，他又一副無(wú)辜的樣子......）

Leonard：Oh, you're a big boy. You'll figure it out.
傻孩子，你會(huì)自己想出辦法的。
Sheldon：Don't talk to me like I'm a child. Now, take me to return my star wars sheets!
別把我當(dāng)孩子，你現(xiàn)在立刻帶我去退掉星戰(zhàn)床單。（還真是個(gè)傻孩子?。。?/span>