不像你手那么短 永遠夠不到頭
Look at your short, little arms. You could never reach.

你記不記得小時候的事?
Do you even remember what it was like being a kid?

當然記得
Oh, boy, do I.

是嗎?
Do I?

其實威利·旺卡已經好多年 沒想起小時候的事了
In fact, Willy Wonka hadn’t thought about his childhood for years.

不給糖就搗蛋!
Trick or treat!

不給糖就搗蛋!
Trick or treat!

不給糖就搗蛋!
Trick or treat!

來的是誰啊?
Who do we have here?

露西 薇洛妮卡 泰倫斯
Ruthie, Veronica, Terrance.

那個披著白布的是誰?
And who’s that under the sheet?

原來是小威利·旺卡
Little Willy Wonka.

威利·旺卡的父親是城里 最有名的牙醫...
Willy Wonka was the son of the city’s most famous dentist...

威爾伯·旺卡
Wilbur Wonka.

(威爾伯·旺卡牙醫診所)
來...
Now...

看看今年用什么來害人
let’s see what the damage is this year, shall we?

牛奶糖
Caramels.

吃這個會卡在牙套上 對吧?
They’d get stuck in your braces, wouldn’t they?

棒棒糖
Lollipops.

應該叫它"插在棒子上的蛀牙"
Ought to be called "cavities on a stick."

然后還有這些...
Then we have all this...

這一大堆...
All this...

巧克力
chocolate.