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What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版(52歲時(shí))
1.保持鼻子和耳朵處的毛發(fā)整潔
2.不在公共場合打嗝或搔癢
3.向別人借錢不要太頻繁
4.當(dāng)我生氣的時(shí)候不許打盹睡著
5.不要多次重復(fù)講同一個(gè)笑話
6.周末不要一直賴在床上
7.常換內(nèi)衣褲,襪子要成對
8.欣賞電視晚餐
9.必要時(shí)記得我的名字
10.有時(shí)周末會(huì)刮胡子
