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First Date Questions Women Really Want To Ask
首次約會時女性想問的問題
- How many of the things that you're gonna say tonight are gonna be exaggerations and lies?
你今晚說的話有多少會是夸張和謊言？
- So how emotionally closed off are you?
你在情感方面有多么封閉？
- What's the exact relationship with your mother?
你和你母親關系如何？
- So are you good with money?
你擅長賺錢嗎？
- Is it too early in this date to ask what your deal is?
第一次約會就問你做什么生意，會不會很唐突？
- Do you actually find me funny? Or are you just trying to sleep with me?
你是真的覺得我很有意思？還是僅僅為了和我上床？
- How fragile would you say your masculinity is?
你覺得你有男子氣概嗎？
- So, how drunk are we getting tonight?
我們今天晚上是否要酩酊大醉？
- How drunk can I get before it's a turnoff for you?
我要喝多醉你才會拒絕我？
- Are you hung up on any exes?
你還和前任藕斷絲連嗎？
- Was your ex crazy or were you an asshole?
你的前任太瘋狂還是你太混蛋？
- Oh my gosh.Are we having sex tonight?
天哪！我們今晚會發生關系嗎？
- That laugh I did earlier. Endearing or annoying?
我剛才說的笑話讓人歡喜還是討厭？
- Wait, wait. So how accurate would you say your dating profile is to your real life?
你的約會資料和真實情況符合嗎？
- Can you give me some examples so I know you're smart?
你能舉出幾個例子說明你很聰明嗎？
- (laughs) That's so funny.
太有趣了。
Is your apartment creepy?
你的公寓令人恐懼嗎？
- This is going so great. How many dates have you been on this month?
非常好。你這個月約會了多少次了？
- 10? 15? 30?
10次？15次？還是30次？
- How much baggage of mine are you willing to deal with?
你愿意為我處理多少包袱？
- Why is every friend you mention female?
為什么你提到的所有朋友都是女的？
- So, how much porn do you watch?
你看過多少黃片？
- Do you always brag like this or are you just nervous?
你經常這樣大吹大擂還是因為緊張？
- Earlier you said I looked hot in this dress.
剛才你說我穿這條裙子很性感。
Did you mean like good hot,or slutty hot,or were you just being polite?
你的意思是說非常性感，非常火辣，還是僅僅是禮貌？
- Is your mother awful?
你的母親可怕嗎？
- You seem like such a good guy. Is this all bullshit?
你看上去是個不錯的男子。這一切都是胡說嗎？
- I might have to fart right now.How good is your sense of smell?
我可能要放屁了。你的嗅覺怎么樣？
- Oh, so you're gonna call me? When, exactly?
你會打電話給我？具體什么時候？
- How quickly are you looking to make me your girlfriend? I don't want it too quick.But I don't want it too slow, either.
你打算多長時間把我變成你的女朋友？我不想太快了，但是也不想太慢了。
- I love your beard. How hairy is your back?
我喜歡你的小胡子。你背上的毛發多嗎？
- If I have sex with you tonight,are you going to judge me?
如果我今晚就和你發生關系，你會對我有看法嗎？
- This is so great.Now, how are you going to summarize this date to your friends?
太好了。你會怎樣向你的朋友簡述今晚的約會。
- [Man] We'll go cliff jumping. We'll check out the waterfalls. It'll be great.
我們會一起去懸崖跳水。一起看瀑布。非常好。
- That sounds amazing.
聽上去非常不錯。
How do you feel about kids?
你覺得孩子們怎么樣？
- This was really, really fun.
非常有趣。
Can you give me a general sum-up of what I talked about tonight?
你能簡述一下我今晚說的話嗎？
I just want to make sure you were listening.
我想確認一下你在聽我說話。
