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I went online, pretended I was you...
我上過網(wǎng),裝成是你...
...and put your profile on Perfect Match. Com. ...
然后將你的資料上傳到了"絕配網(wǎng)"
You’re making this up.
不是真的吧?
You can’t just sit back and passively answer...
你不能守株待兔...
...other people’s ads anymore. We are on offense. ...
只看別人的廣告,得主動(dòng)點(diǎn)
Well, forgive me if I’m a tad gunshy after my last date with my father.
抱歉,上次和老爸約會(huì)之后 我還心有余悸呢
Come on, at least look at your profile.
來吧,至少看看你的簡介
That’s my high school graduation picture.
那是我的中學(xué)畢業(yè)照
That’s all I had. That or your wedding photo.
除了結(jié)婚照我只有這個(gè)
"Voluptuous"? Carol!
"性感"?卡蘿
Every woman listed claims to be at least voluptuous.
所有女人的簡介最少都是"性感"
Some are "gorgeous inside and out," most are "sexually confident."
有些是"秀外慧中", 大多數(shù)是"美艷動(dòng)人"
"Voluptuous, sensuous DwF seeks special man to share starlit nights.
"性感,迷人的離異女性 誠征特別的男性共享星光之夜
Must love dogs." I put that in for you.
限愛狗人士" 特別為你加的一條
And yet I’m still pissed.
可我還是感到惱火
I must have done something right. You have 18 responses.
這樣寫肯定對(duì)了,現(xiàn)在有18條回復(fù)
You listened to them, didn’t you?
你都聽過了是吧?
I like three, 11 and 14. Christine likes two and eight.
我喜歡第3,11和14條, 克瑞斯蒂喜歡第2和第8條
Michael liked them all. But you decide for yourself.
邁克全都喜歡,不過得由你自己拿主意
What do you mean by voluptuous? Do you mean big breasts...
你說"性感"是指什么?是指有大胸部...
...or do you mean fat? ...
還是表示你胖?
I love dogs too.
我也喜歡狗
