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Can you tell that I haven't been spray-tanning lately?
我能看出來我最近沒在做噴霧曬膚嗎
Rose and Martha think I look way too tan.
羅斯和瑪莎覺得我看起來太黑了
What do you think?
你覺得呢
You look...great as ever.
你看起來...像以前一樣好看
I'm pale as a ghost.
我白得像個(gè)鬼一樣
And that really makes me stick out in Palm Desert.
這讓我在棕櫚沙漠顯得很扎眼
Usually, I'm somewhere between
通常我的膚色會(huì)介于
Eva Longoria and Whoopi Goldberg.
伊娃·朗格利亞和烏比·戈德堡之間
Well, I hope you'll be comfy on the couch.
希望你不介意在沙發(fā)上過夜
Oh, it's fine.
沒關(guān)系
I'll just ignore my disintegrating disc.
我那椎間盤突出就忍著點(diǎn)吧
You two seem well-suited as roommates.
你們兩個(gè)室友貌似很合拍
Yeah, we are.
對(duì) 沒錯(cuò)
We're super close.
我們的關(guān)系超親密
You know, if "roommate" is the wrong term,
要知道 即便你們不是"室友"關(guān)系
I'm open-minded.
我也能坦然接受
It's not like that. Like what?
我們不是那種關(guān)系 什么關(guān)系
We are roommates.
咱們是室友
Right, but...
對(duì) 但...
Honey, I'm home!
親愛的 我回來了
You made up my bed!
你幫我鋪好床了
Fred, this is Elaine.
弗雷德 這是伊萊恩
I'm Jane's mother.
我是簡(jiǎn)的媽媽
Now she says it.
現(xiàn)在想起自我介紹了
She's gonna be staying with us.
她要跟咱們住在一起
Well, it's great to meet you,
好的 很高興見到你
and I'm sure you'll find the couch very comfortable.
我敢說你會(huì)覺得睡在沙發(fā)上很舒服
where am I sleeping?
可我睡在哪里
Fred's been crashing with us.
弗雷德最近在這里借宿
Only until I find a sweet pad of my own.
直到我找到自己的住處為止
I'm sorry. I can sleep with Jane in her bed.
抱歉 我可以跟簡(jiǎn)睡一張床
Actually, Fred can sleep in my bed tonight.
其實(shí) 今晚弗雷德可以睡在我床上
Really?
真的嗎
Yeah, I'm going out with Corey,
是的 我要跟科里出去
and I'll probably stay the night, so...
而且我大概會(huì)在外面過夜 所以...
Well, wait. Let's not jump into anything.
等等 先別急于下結(jié)論
I mean, what if you're at dinner
我是說 如果你在吃晚餐的時(shí)候
and he winks at the waitress,
看到他沖女招待拋媚眼
and you're like, "What are you doing?"
你就會(huì)說 "你干什么呢"
and he's like, "You don't own me!"
而他會(huì)說 "我不屬于你"
and then you throw your drink in his face
接著你會(huì)把酒潑到他臉上
and he splits with the waitress
結(jié)果他跟女侍者走了
and leaves you with the check...
扔下你一個(gè)人付賬...
for instance.
舉個(gè)例子而已
You are so kookie.
你好怪哦
I've got to get dressed.
我得去換衣服了
I gave up heaven for an empty bed.
我放棄了天堂 卻只換來一張空床
