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So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party,
之后，在我的生日晚會上，所有人都在場
I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian.
" 我說“詹妮絲，我不能邀請你 因為我覺得你是拉拉〔女同性戀〕...”
I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party.
我的意思是，我不能讓拉拉來我的晚會吧
There are gonna be girls there in their bathing suits.
女孩們會穿泳裝的啊
I mean, right? She was a lesbian.
我是說，對吧？她是個拉拉
So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her.
后來她媽媽打電話給我媽，開始對她大呼小叫
It was so retarded.
真是腦袋有問題
And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her.
然后她就輟學(xué)了，因為沒人愿意和她講話
When she came back in the fall for high school,
秋天她回到高中的時候
all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird,
她剪掉了所有的頭發(fā)，完全變了
and now I guess she's on crack.
現(xiàn)在我懷疑她在吸食可卡因
Oh, my God! I love your skirt. Where did you get it?
噢，上帝！我喜歡你這件衣服,在哪兒買的？
It was my mom's in the '80s.
這是我媽媽80年代的衣服
Vintage. So adorable.
古典啊，真可愛
Thanks.
謝謝
That is the ugliest F-ing skirt I've ever seen.
這是我見過的最丑的衣服
Oh, my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?
噢，上帝，我喜歡你的手鐲，哪兒買的？
So are you gonna send any candy canes?
你想送她們糖果棒嗎？
No. I don't send them. I just get them.
不，我不想送，我只想收到
So you better send me one, byotch.
你最好送我一個，小賤人
Love you.
愛你
I was definitely sending her one.
我最多只送她一個
I was gonna use three candy canes to crack Gretchen Wieners.
我要用三個糖果棒來擊破格雷琴·維納斯
Three, please.
三個，謝謝
"Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a colossus"
“為什么他要像巨人一樣跨騎在狹窄的世界上？”
might translate into,
可以說成是
"Why is he so huge and obnoxious?"
“為什么他如此巨大而有令人討厭呢？”
- Candy-cane grams! - Okay, hurry up.
- 糖果棒來啦！ - 好啦，趕快
