你也許見識過各種小資小清新的簽名檔，各種英語美文佳句，但是你注意到了嗎？通常情況下，雙語版的英文都極其不靠譜：

● 我喜歡淡淡地思念一個人。I like the subtle longing for a friend.

吐槽：subtle longing？？微妙的渴望…… 瞬間變味了……

更正：I like it when I'm a bit missing someone.

● 走的最急的是最美的景色，傷的最深的是最真的感情。The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery, the deepest wound was the most real emotions.

吐槽：這是機翻是機翻是機翻是機翻吧！！

更正：The most beautiful sight disappears the soonest, and real love hurts the most.

● 世上最美的，莫過于從淚水中掙脫出來的那個微笑。Here's nothing more beautiful than a smile that struggles through tears.

吐槽：struggle through tears 要不要如此貼合中文字面啊 = =|||| 微笑一下是有多糾結需要struggle，來跟我讀：固定詞組：a smile through tears 含淚而笑。

更正：Here's nothing more beautiful than a smile through tears.

● 每個嘴里說不想戀愛的人，心里都裝著一個無法擁有的人。 Everyone of the people who says she or he does'n want to be in love . There must be someone without possibility in their hearts.

吐槽：someone without possibility？你愛的是一個沒救的人了……

更正：Whoever says they don't want to be in love must have someone in their heart that they cannot possess. （注：英文版來自大山的更正——相聲演員大山，大家都熟哦。）

● 覺得自己做得到和做不到，其實只在一念之間。Actually it is just in an idea when feel oneself can achieve and cannot achieve.

吐槽：我不想吐槽這語法混亂的句子……

更正：You can do anything as long as you believe so.

● 想不通的時候，試試倒過來想吧。Think impassability, try to upside down.

吐槽：這句就沒有一個詞是對的……而且原句本來就很簡單啊，需不需要錯得這么離譜……

更正：If you can't figure out something, try think of it another way around.

　　你也許更加見過那些“哲理句子”，被無數人轉載引用，但是就不曾有人對其英文提出過質疑。小編在這篇揭露文面世之后很長很長一段時間內，仍然看到有無數人在轉載這些個“墻上訓言”，這件事告訴我們：在閱讀一些雙語美文、佳句的時候，注意力請先放在英文部分，因為講不定那就是硬生生從中文直譯過去的東西，哪里談得上是“美文佳句”？翻譯得好的，有很多，這些值得我們背誦學習；但翻譯得毫不負責任的，就需要我們擦亮雙眼去挑錯！