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Trunk -- uncanny Give me some of that It was uncanny:
給我也來一點！真是奇怪：
After washing her body from a typical tube of soap, Mary Anne became ubiquitous She was suddenly everywhere at once.
用一管特殊的肥皂 洗過澡之后, 瑪麗.安 就變得無處不在啦.她突然就可以立刻 出現在任何地方.
She could help her friend carry trunks while they moved. She could attend every language tutorial.
朋友搬箱子的時候, 她可以幫忙, 她可以參加每堂 語言輔導課,
And she never had to be absent from the turnout at an office event. Her tumultuous life was over.
辦公室搞活動她 說出來就能出來, 從來都不必缺席.從前吵鬧的生活結束了
Now she had time for everything, because she could be everywhere. Her friends hardly noticed,
現在她有時間做所 有的事情, 因為她 可以無處不在.朋友們幾乎沒有察覺,
But they were glad that she now had so much time for them. When she ultimately connected her ubiquity with the tube of soap,
但他們很高興, 因為 她現在有那么多的 時間和他們在一起.當她終于把她無所不在 的能力和那管肥皂 聯系起來的時候,
She tried something new;she ate some of the soap. Now she could speak any language like a native--she didn't even need a tutor.
她做了一次新的嘗試： 她吃了一些肥皂.現在她可以像本地人一 樣講任何語言--她甚至 不需要輔導老師.
She could walk through buildings. And her typically never-ending hunger for food disappeared.
她可以穿過建筑物.從前她通常餓得老想吃 東西, 現在這種饑餓感 消失了.
She became thin! This caught everyone's attention. When her face finally began to twist and twitch uncontrollably,
她變苗條了, 這引起了大家的注意.最后她的臉變了形, 還控制不住地抽搐,
It was unanimous among her friends that something weird was happening. They worked with their unanimity
這時候她的朋友們一致 認為她的身上 發生了怪事.他們一致同意
And tricked Mary Anne over to one of her friend's house. Once there, they caught her,
把瑪麗.安騙到 一個朋友家.她一到, 他們就 把她抓住了,
Threw water over her to clean her and held her in place. It was quite a turbulent evening,
他們往她身上潑水, 給她清洗并把她 固定在一個地方.這一晚上可真夠亂的,
But at the end of the turmoil, After a high turnover of worn-out friends
可是亂到最后, 經過筋疲力竭的朋友們 的高調整率
And well into the twilight of the next day, They had finally found out her secret.
并且一直折騰到 第二天黎明, 他們終于發現了 她的秘密.
They all raced to the tube and wiped it on their own bodies! No one cared about the nervous twitch that each acquired after weeks of use.
他們都跑到那管肥皂 面前, 往自己身上 擦肥皂!用了幾個星期之后, 每個人都得了 神經抽搐癥,
At least not until their bodies began to melt away. In the end, only the tube of soap was left, waiting for someone else to use it...
可誰都沒有在意, 至少在他們的身體 開始融化之前沒有在意最后只剩下了那管肥皂 等待著其他人來使用 ......
