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Karen Rodriguez.
凱倫·羅德里格斯問道：
"How do you know when it's okay to fart in front of your boyfriend?"
“怎么知道何時可以在男朋友面前放屁？”
I got one coming! I'm joking! Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
我現在就想放屁！我開玩笑的！哈哈哈哈哈哈。
My wife of 40-some odd years has never farted in front of me. But I've farted in front of her. You know how that goes.
和我結婚40多年的妻子從未在我面前放過屁。但我會在她面前放屁。你知道怎么回事。
That's really not okay ever.
永遠不合適。
You should never fart in front of your boyfriend.
你絕不應該在男友面前放屁。
It's never okay to fart in front of your boyfriend, so try to cover it up with some music.
在男友面前放屁永遠不合適，所以試著用音樂來掩蓋吧。
I don't think there's a specific time. You just go for it.
我認為沒有具體的時間。直接做就好了。
First date; just get it out there ready. All the tension is gone.
第一次約會，就要準備好。這樣所有的緊張都會消失。
If he farts in front of you, that's usually a pretty good sign that you can fart in front of him.
如果他在你面前放屁，這通常是一個非常好的跡象，這表明你也可以在他面前放屁。
You have to be comfortable with him. You have to have known him for a while.
必須在你和他在一起時感覺很自在時。而且還要認識他一段時間以后。
If you feel comfortable and there's an intimacy there and you're not going to be embarrassed or he's not gonna say anything to shame you, then there you go.
如果你感覺舒服而且有種親密感，那你不會感到尷尬，或者他不會說任何羞辱你的話，那你可以試試。
Do you have to be — know him pretty well and be quite sure of him? I would not recommend it.
一定要非常了解他而且對他很有把握？我不會建議這樣做。
Best time to do it is when he's in a happy mood and you're laughing and excited, and just do it on accident or on purpose, 'cause you really need to do it. Just be like, "Oopsies, I was too excited. I'm sorry." And then just act all cute.
最好的時機是他心情很好，而且你在笑而且很興奮，要偶然或故意這樣做，因為你真的需要這么做。可以說：“哎呀，我太興奮了。很抱歉。”然后要表現出可愛的樣子。
Maybe just test it, like, let out a little one at first and then see if he cares, and then just start, like, ripping him.
也許可以測試一下，比如先放個小屁，看看他是否在意，然后再開始攻擊他。
Just do it when you could blame it on someone else and then see how he reacts to just the general idea of that fart. And then if he's okay with it, claim it. If not, free pass.
在你可以推卸給其他人的時候這樣做，看看他對那個屁有何反應。如果他不介意，就承認是你放的。如果他介意，就略過去。
Just fart and say, "Oopsy." You have to fart mostly 18 times a day. And if you don't fart, you'll get sick. So it's okay to fart.
放屁，然后說：“哎呀。”你一天通常要放屁18次。如果你不放屁，那你就會生病。所以放屁沒關系。
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