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David Jordao:
大衛·約道問道：
"How do I get a pet tiger or lion? I need one to attack my enemies."
“我怎么能得到寵物老虎或獅子？我需要一只這樣的寵物來攻擊我的敵人。”
Ooh, I like you. You're feisty. I think you should first tame one from the wild. Go to Madagascar or Africa or something.
哦，我喜歡你。你很好強。我認為你首先應該馴服一只野生的。可以去馬達加斯加或非洲之類的地方。
In the jungle! (starts singing) The mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight. Right?
去叢林！（開始唱歌）在寬闊的叢林中，今夜獅子睡著了。對吧？
If you get a pet tiger or a lion, that lion or tiger is gonna attack you, not your enemies.
如果你得到了一只寵物老虎或獅子，那那只獅子或老虎會攻擊你，而不是你的敵人。
A tiger or lion will attack you as well as your enemies so try and think of something else.
老虎或獅子會攻擊你的敵人，也會攻擊你，所以試著想想別的方法吧。
Go down to the county and get your permits. See if you can rescue one. There's a lot of them stuck in rescue stations.
去縣政府獲得許可。看看你能否救援一只。有很多被困在救護站的動物。
Get a really, really fancy pet shop?
找一家非常高檔的寵物店？
I don't even know where to get a good fish, like Petco. Does Petco have tigers and lions?
我甚至不知道去哪里能得到不錯的魚，也許Petco寵物店有。Petco寵物店有老虎和獅子嗎？
First off, I think, probably, you have to move to Africa because I don't think they'd let you have them in this country. So that would probably end your problem with your enemies 'cause you would never see them again.
我認為，首先你可能必須搬去非洲去，因為我想這個國家是不會讓你養老虎和獅子的。而搬到非洲也能解決你和你敵人之間的問題，因為你再也見不到他們了。
If it's illegal where you are, I mean, the next best thing would be a cat, but a really scary cat.
如果這在你所在的地方是合法行為，那退而求其次的方法可能是養一只貓，但得是一只非常可怕的貓。
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